couldnt care less

Oola

2010-05-21T18:13:00.000-07:00

funky.....

2010-05-18T00:19:00.000-07:00

always wanted to visit silver lake but well it might as well be aldaraan...

I respect you bookerman....

2010-05-13T00:27:00.000-07:00

Ever get the feeling you getting manipulated? New docu-movie out about grafitti artist Bansky. I like some of his work if you want to call it that..

anyways he has a movie...movie trailer should be below...
but before i go on here is something that was in the related to box...?

but here is the work...but i like a good feud either way...

got my wish......

2010-05-10T17:04:00.000-07:00

....umm....uhhh..........................ummm....uhhh....shhhooo....

2010-05-07T23:47:00.000-07:00

HA HA Buy This!

2010-01-23T21:46:00.001-08:00

I usually do not support local artists. I prefer to spend my money on bland, unoffensive art that I can but at Bed Bath and Beyond, but for this guy, I might make an exception. You go Christopher Lee.

just cuz.....

2009-12-19T15:03:00.000-08:00

they made a video to this song....sweet...

2009-11-28T19:11:00.001-08:00

this is for you taylor swift...

2009-11-11T22:20:00.000-08:00

wild...ripoffs?

2009-11-09T16:35:00.000-08:00

Heard a song about a month ago on the radio I couldn't place it but had heard it before, the DJ said it was Arcade Fire's Wake up from the movie Where the wild things are. I thought, "why are they playing a song from a movie that came out years ago and didn't Eddie Vedder do the whole soundtrack to that movie?". Well I was thinking of another movie with a similar name called Into the Wild , but it got me to thinking of how similar the story lines to both movies are. I haven't seen either movie and haven't read that Jon Krakauer book and may have read Where the wild things are when i was a kid but i sure as hell don't remember it but as much as i can piece together without reading or seeing the movie the only differce in story line is instead of dumb monsters you get Vince Vaughn and a piece of cake instead of wild potato root. Not only are the movies similar but the aforementioned song by arcade fire

has a very similar guitar riff to the QOTSA regular john song, but the biggest rip off has to be Green Day ripping off the guitar solo to 21 guns from Full house.

Whats my point and how does Kimmie Gibbler fit into all this? Well, I know that I will not see any of those movies unless its the late night movie on SuperCine. Decisión crítica was the dubbed movie of the nite last nite, nothing but quality.

my favorite tattoos.....

2009-11-08T19:27:00.000-08:00

my favorite tattoos....

2009-11-06T19:23:00.000-08:00

New Deftones Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-20T21:42:00.000-07:00

It's been quite awhile since we've heard anything new from the Deftones. Word is that they scrapped the album they were working on before their bass player got into a car accident. However they are working on another album with former Quicksand bassist Sergio Vega filling in. I'm guessing this song "Rocket Skates" is from that as yet untitled album, but who knows. Haven't heard anything about a release date either. The band have been playing some shows, opening for Slipknot (including one here in San Jose that i couldn't go to).
As for the song, I think it's kinda cool. Obviously this isn't the best quality, but it's got a cool sound to it.

New Converge Video...Make A Me A Dizzy!

2009-10-20T21:01:00.000-07:00

So i went to Best Buy today and picked up the new Converge album Axe To Fall, and to no one's surprise, it's amazing! Actually i wasn't too surprised because it leaked a few weeks ago so i heard it early. Still, i paid my money for it because, well, these guys deserve it.
And the point of all of this is...? Nothing, except the fact that their new video for the title track is insane. Like, hopefully you haven't had too much to drink when you watch it, cause you may yak all over your computer. So after that great endorsement, give it a looksie, OK?

my favorite thing on wikipedia

2009-10-11T22:23:00.000-07:00

Wiki

Are The Hot Boys Really Coming Back?

2009-10-08T09:23:00.000-07:00

Just saw an interview with Juvenile talking about a possible Hot Boys reunion album. He's confident that it will happen soon, possibly next year. There have been rumours of this for a few years now, so I'll believe it when I see it. The bad news is it sounds like it will only be 3 of the four members. It doesn't look like Turk is getting outta jail anytime soon. Still, it sounds like there is a little bit of hope here.
Still I have to wonder if Wayne is really down to do this. I mean he blew up big in the last few years. He doesn't really need this, right? If this does happen, I would love to see Mannie Fresh involved. What would a real reunion be without his beats behind them?
What we know for sure is that Juvenile and B.G. are both releasing albums in November. So, there's that. Check out a song that B.G., Wayne and Juvie did that may or may not end up on B.G.'s album. I hate the chorus, like, alot. But Juvie's flow saves this whole thing.

Nirvana News...No, Really

2009-10-06T20:45:00.000-07:00

Yeah, great stuff. What's also great is the new Nirvana releases coming out next month.
First off is the 20th Anniversary of the Bleach album. It's getting remastered, but that's not all. It comes with a bonus live album recorded in Oregon in 1990. Sounds really cool to me.
As if that wasn't enough, a live DVD is coming out the same day, recorded from the Reading Festival in 1992. This was at the time where Nirvana-Mania was insane too. As a sick Nirvana fan, both of these releases are must haves in my opinion. Plus, I'm not sure how much of this unreleased stuff is left so enjoy it while you can.
Now, everyone all at once: "Thanks, Courtney"!!

All Hail Phantasio!

2009-09-30T21:13:00.000-07:00

Thank the good Lord for WWE Classics On Demand. Without it, I never would have seen what I saw today. To be honest, I thought I knew about every lame WWF gimmick wrestler that failed. Apparently not. This is Phantasio. Not only is he a wrestler, but he's also a magician! This thing got over like a fart in church, as this is Phantasio's one and only WWF match. Enjoy.

Freddy's Back

2009-09-22T16:51:00.001-07:00

I am not sure if this is old news but I just found out about it today. In a desperate effort to try and never create something new, Hollywood is resurrecting one of my old faves, Nightmare on Elm Street. I don't think that I am alone in here in saying that the original Elm Street was a classic, and it made us all scared to fall asleep. Though the subsequent movies got a little silly (Freddy as a Pizza?) the first one was well-paced, creepy, and brilliant. Plus Johnny Depp got massacred.

This the poster revealed at comic-con. No trailer yet, but we will be vigilant and put one up when it comes. Freddy is no longer being played by Robert Englund. Jackie Earle Haley, most widely known as playing Rorschach in the Watchman is donning the hat and blades. Here's hoping it is awesome.

Maybe Rap Music Doesn't Completely Suck After All

2009-08-26T18:58:00.000-07:00

For the last few years, I've been pretty distant from rap music. I still listen to some stuff from time to time, but i didn't have that same excitement as i once had. I thought maybe I was just getting older. But I think it was just that I didn't hear anybody that was doing anything interesting.
That has all changed now that I've discovered Drake. Now, I know I'm not breaking any new ground with this. I'd heard he was supposed to be the next big thing for a little while now, but I was skeptical. I've heard that before. But after hearing a few of his rhymes, i can say he's for real. I like that he's not the stereotypical rapper. He's got a different vibe to him. After the jump, check out a few of his songs and let us know what you think.

The first one is a track called "Ignorant Shit" feat. Lil Wayne. Wayne does his best to follow Drake, but you can tell who wins here.

This next song is with Young Jeezy and (of course) Wayne. Once again, Drake murders this shit.

This is a song with Jay Z called "Off That". Unfortunately, Drake doesn't have a verse on the song, he's only on the hook. Hey Jay, smart move.

I had to include the "Every Girl" remix which features a bunch of Young Money rappers. Good stuff here, and Wayne's actually not as annoying as he sometimes can be.

yeah i'm going to hell....

2009-08-21T23:10:00.001-07:00

What, new Baroness Too?

2009-08-20T01:17:00.000-07:00

Uh, yeah. There's a new Baroness record coming in October as well. In fact, the first two songs from the new album are up on the band's Myspace page right now. To answer your question, yes, there is still a Myspace. I think the songs are killer because, well, it's Baroness. Baltimore and I saw them open for Clutch last month and lets just say they punished. Can't wait for the Blue Record. October is shaping up to rule.

A New Converge Song For That Ass

2009-08-20T01:09:00.000-07:00

Wow, things have been a little slow 'round here lately, huh? I'll take the blame for that. But what better way to come back than to talk about the new Converge song "Dark Horse". I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty fucking sweet. That riff is crazy good. See for yourself, yo. By the way, their new album Axe To Fall is coming out in October. Is is October yet?

I got, I got...nothing

2009-08-07T22:39:00.000-07:00

heard artie lange doing some stand up and brought up this cartoon. couldnt find the stand up but found the cartoon.

Music from other lands...

2009-08-05T21:36:00.000-07:00

Watch to much tv, it rots your brain and since over the air signals is all i receive no mtv but a world of other music videos from strange and distant lands like
"Nirf" from Japan:grunge: i guess everything old from here gets new life there..
Jay Sean:Arab via England signed to cash money, no really gots wayne on this track and Baby on this one. saw it on indian waves type show got love cash money they have saturated everything why not go after the asian kids.
Finally a couple from Korea. I dont know what they are putting in the water but heres 2PM the entrance of guy flying in at 1:11 mark is good but the rest is well... next up is after school i guess bad music is all over

Jennifer Lopez's Butt is still Huge!

2009-08-04T22:13:00.000-07:00

Just is case you forgot.

Here are some more Pics

RAAAAAAAANDY!

2009-07-26T23:21:00.000-07:00

Who is the hottest up and coming comedian? If you say Seth Rogen you are so last year (amybe even 3 years ago). Seht Rogen has had his day in the sun and those days are numbered. After all, he only has one character, loser Jewish guy who miraculously scores with all kinds of hot chicks.

Jack Black? What, are you kidding me?

Dane Cook? Okay just shut up.

The answer is Aziz Ansari. You may have seen him as an intern on Scrubs, or as the only really good part of the new show Parks and Recreation with Amy Poehler. He plays the assistant who is trying to weasel his way into government from the very bottom. He has also done some stand-up.

Currently he is in the new Judd Apatow movie Funny People playing a comedian named Raaaaaaaandy, who is this cocky dancing stand-up with his own DJ. Check it out and get ready to laugh your dicks off!!!

Anthrax, Ham Radio, And Liquor!

2009-07-18T23:04:00.000-07:00

NNew Clutch. ma fuckas!! Check out their new video for "50,000 Unstoppable Watts" off their new album Strange Cousins From The West.I like it, you know why? It sounds like Clutch. Nuff said.

Clutch - New Music - More Music Videos

couldnt find T.H.U.M.B. on youtube so....

2009-07-16T20:57:00.000-07:00

T.H.U.M.B. is some band from italy i think but cant find a video or song snippet of their song devil woman to steal if you got new software crap that myspace makes you use you can check it out but here is what your stuck with cliff richard doing a song by the same name. scary video...
but heres some May Blitz
and new weird al.

New Alice In Chains Video: "A Looking In View"

2009-07-14T21:22:00.000-07:00

Debbie Reynolds is the answer...?

2009-07-07T23:14:00.000-07:00

Makes no sense, i know, but heres a song that make no sense either...

Cool Song Alert

2009-07-05T21:55:00.000-07:00

So there's a song that Live 105 has been playing on their Soundcheck show lately that I've been digging. The band is The Limousines and the song is called "Very Busy People". Fun, dumb and very poppy. Check it out.

More 4th Of July Fun

2009-07-04T18:20:00.000-07:00

Okay, maybe not fun but I'm at work and remembered that Soundgarden had a song called "4th Of July" off the Superunknown album. So, anyway, here it is. Go BBQ some dogs, watch some fireworks and shit ok?

happy 4th...heres some jokes..

2009-07-04T15:29:00.000-07:00

Kinda funny steven wright here is one and another one

Happy 4th Of July!

2009-07-04T09:32:00.000-07:00

movie time...

2009-06-29T16:08:00.000-07:00

if you got 14 minutes and 22 seconds to kill heres a short movie...i aint gauranteeing nothing not even my spelling

and some walken impersonation

Cause, You Know, We've All Been There.

2009-06-27T09:20:00.000-07:00

Good God is this awful.

Thank God Ice is ok...

2009-06-26T20:06:00.000-07:00

Was watching TMZ and they had ice doing this song live at some club recently. A true performer and genius lives on.

Okay, Okay, I'm An Asshole

2009-06-25T21:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, so maybe my "tribute" to Michael Jackson was a little rude. But hey I love Weird Al. So if I can be serious for a minute, here's a video of Local H playing "Summer Of Boats". It's a depressing song, but the line about how life "is perfectly sadder now" seems to be ringing in my head. I mean, shit Michael Jackson died!!! Also, Farrah Fawcett, who wasn't really a name for me growing up but I still knew of her legend. Not to mention Ed McMahon died this week as well. It's been a crazy week of loss. Respect to all three. I'm sure I'll be back soon with a stupid wrestling post or a ridiculous metal video from 20 years ago. For now, we mourn, bitches!

Michael Jackson, RIP

2009-06-25T19:25:00.000-07:00

Holy shit! Michael Jackson is gone. It wouldn't be right if we here at CCL didn't pay our respects. I mean, growing up, who was bigger than Michael? In a world with bullshit like Lady Gaga, Michael was an innovator. I still think "Thriller" is the greatest video ever made. Oh, and "Billie Jean"? Come on, how incredible was that as a kid? Personally, I'm gonna remember Michael the way he looked during the Thriller years and not whatever the hell it was he turned into in later years.
I could write for the next few hours putting over how great Michael was, but instead, let's just enjoy his work the way it was meant to be enjoyed. RIP MJ. This one's for you.

New Mastodon Video Is Epic

2009-06-22T16:30:00.001-07:00

The great Mastodon have released the 2nd video off their latest Crack The Skye album. And...it's fucking epic. Nuff said. See for yourself.

Fun Cover Songs For No Reason

2009-06-21T19:39:00.000-07:00

Hey, yo! So how about a few cover songs huh? Well, two are covers, the other is more of a mash up i guess. First up is a girl named Anya Marina covering "Whatever You Like" by T.I. Kinda funny.

Okay so I found this sweet power metal version of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl". If you were wondering how that song could become amazing, here's your answer:

There's a good chance you've heard this last one, but whatever. Who's reading this anyway, right? A pretty awful band called The Fray covering Kanye West's "Heartless". Weird thing is I like this version better than the original. You decide. I'm done.

which one tastes better?

2009-06-07T22:51:00.000-07:00

I'm Back...With New Jay Z!

2009-06-07T19:18:00.000-07:00

Holy shit, we still doing this blog thing? Good, cause I gots a lil' somethin for dat ass. So anyone remember Jay Z? Big name rapper, he be Big Pimpin and spending G's. Yeah, him. So he's got a new album coming out on September 11th called The Blueprint 3. Here's the run-down: The first Blueprint was a classic. The second one, not so much. But I like the idea of this new song. It's called "Death Of Auto-Tune". Hopefully this leads to a trend throughout the music industry and this whole Auto-Tune bullshit dies and T-Pain finds himself homeless. If not, we may be stuck with dreck like this for a few more years. Ugh! Anyways, check out the track. I kinda likes it.

sports oddities....

2009-06-07T18:35:00.000-07:00

Saw ICP sign on smackdown and thought of the oddites. No, not really but why is there a ICP sign at wrestling shows anymore? Credit goes to this website for more names.
Tom Dempsey; NFl kicker born with out toes on right foot is tied for longest field goal in nfl with a 63 yarder.

Dummy Hoy; third deaf player in baseball credited with "causing the establishment of umpire signals for safe and out calls."

Curtis Pride:deaf

Three finger Mordecai Peter Centennial Brown:had 3 fingers

Pete Gray: had one arm

Jim Abbot:pitcher with a missing hand only one handed guy to throw no hitter

Tyrone Curtis "Muggsy" Bogues and Manute Bol: shortest and tallest players in NBA

Edward Carl "Eddie" Gaedel:was shortest player in MLB

Scott Schoeneweis: lost a ball to cancer
Antonio Alfonseca:has six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot a condition called polydactyly. nicknamed the El Pulpo ("The Octopus"), The Dragonslayer, and Six-Fingers.

Breakfast of the Gods

2009-05-20T20:44:00.000-07:00

I made mention of this in my post on Cap'n Crunch but it deserves its own post. If you have not checked out this comic yet, go now!

It is one of the coolest comics I have seen online or otherwise. In nearly every panel a new breakfast icon in unveiled until the climatic final battle of epic proportions.

snow globes for the sweet and tender hooligan..

2009-05-10T16:24:00.000-07:00

Ran across these crazy looking snow globe things in Hi-Fructose magazine. I like off kilter stuff, and throw in modeling and you got me. They are by a guy called Thomas Doyle's and his website is here For more pics of his stuff click the read more thing and of a cover of that smiths song.

Anyone Else Digging The Airborne Toxic Event?

2009-05-09T19:50:00.001-07:00

So, am I the only one that really digs that Airborne Toxic Event song "Sometime Around Midnight"? Really? Anyway I thinks it pretty cool, but I remembered another song I heard from the awhile back called "Gasoline". Check it out and tell me what you think.

escape from the forbidden planet??????

2009-05-09T15:38:00.000-07:00

Dont got much going on so heres some bygone era stuff...and a clutch video

Friday Converge

2009-05-08T07:41:00.001-07:00

Okay, so my fucking cat woke me up a little bit too early this morning. I need a pick me up. So it's a Converge Friday ma' fuckas!! Here's the title track from their last album No Heroes. There's supposed to be a new Converge record this year. How great does that sound? Laters.

The End of the World? Even for Cockroaches?

2009-05-06T12:02:00.000-07:00

For those of you who do not know, I am in seminary, but it is not like you think. I am not on a mission to make converts for the Army of God. Rather I am here to recruit for Jesus’s Navy, which is way cooler, with better hats. Anyway in my ongoing quest to bring pop culture into religion and religion into pop culture, this week we are talking Apocalypse.

Apocalyptic writing was really popular around the time of Jesus from about 200 BC to 200 AD. It featured revelations where people would be recued from the shit sandwich situation that they were in by a divine presence that would judge the evil save the righteous. If you were a subject of Greco-Roman rule you’d want to be saved too. After all, they feed people to lions and nail them to trees. It is during this time that most of the New Testament was written including the book of Revelation.

Fast forward to the present day. People still think that this apocalypse is right around the corner. The world has been perpetually ending for 2000 years, so we must be getting close right? With this in mind let’s watch some music videos. YAY!

Got to start with the theme song for the Apocalypse. Don’t forget to yell out Leonard Bernstein.

REM - It's The End Of The World
Uploaded by jesus_lizard

Okay, now let’s get serious. Tool serious. In 1996 Tool released this song about the destruction of L.A. brought about a vengeful Mother Nature who he calls Mom. The term Aenima is a play on the concept of an enema (flushing it all away) and the theological concept of anima which is best described as a soul. The lyrics are really cool. The video? Well, its tool so get ready for some creepy animation.

Depressed? Angry? Hey the Apocalypse is not all that bad. Prince has a good plan, dance. Remember when all Prince cared about was dancing and having a good time, even in the face of a nuclear meltdown? Those were the days. In 1983, the concept of 1999 seemed a long way off. Unimaginable even. Then, it came and went and nothing really happened. This was a common problem 2000 years ago when grand predictions of the Second Coming never happened. It killed the genre of apocalyptic literature, and continues to bring about anti-climatic New Year’s parties. Which just goes to show you how ridiculous fearing the Apocalypse is. Still, like Prince instructs, we should forget our worries and Get It On. Awwww yeah.

Prince - 1999

Band To Check Out: Goes Cube

2009-05-05T21:34:00.000-07:00

Just found out about this cool band from NYC called Goes Cube. Cool sound, I hear a little Fugazi, and a little Helmet as well. Maybe a little old Nirvana in there too. Anyway you can check them out on their Myspace. They have a record coming out in a week called Another Day Has Passed. And, because I like you, I'm posting their video for "Song 30". Because that's the type of guy I am.

Hey Kids...It's Random Video's Time!!!

2009-05-05T19:27:00.001-07:00

Okay, lets get it started. The Electric Angels. Of course you remember them. Anyway, here's a little "Rattlesnake Kisses" for that ass. See if you can spot the famous actress dancing in the video. Here's a hint: It's not Bea Arthur (too soon?).

And now for something COMPLETELY different. Yes, kids, it's Crowbar. I always dug this song. Soooo sloooow. And so incredible. Not much to the video, but there really doesn't have to be.

Okay, it's the grand finale ladies and gents. We're gonna end this with a little Ratt. Why? Because it's RATT!!!! This is the video for "Back For More". I loved Ratt as a kid. Not only do you get Tawny Kitaen, but check out the 2 cops in the middle of the video. Enjoy!

The 5th Of May

2009-05-05T19:12:00.000-07:00

Cinco De Mayo!! But more important than all that is that it's our own Non-Roster Invitee's birthday today. So why don't we celebrate as only we can: For all our Spanish readers here's a video from an artist that probably set your people back 50 years or more. So have a shot, soak a cerveza and watch Gerardo's "Rico Suave" Wow, I'm an asshole.

Playboy Buddy Rose...1952-2009

2009-04-29T08:45:00.001-07:00

Playboy Buddy Rose passed away. He's probably best known for his tag matches with Doug Somers against Marty Jannetty and a young Shawn Michaels. I saw him at a high school gym in Fremont when he was the only star who showed up that night. And he was awesome. Here's some classic footage of Buddy Rose, one of the great heels of yesteryear.. RIP Playboy

Kinda Like A Big Deal

2009-04-27T08:55:00.001-07:00

I'll admit I'm not much into new rap these days because, well it's not very good. But then there's the Clipse, who are always doing something different. Here's their new single featuring Kanye West, who thankfully isn't singing on it. Imagine a rap song without Auto Tune?
Anyway, I haven't heard anything about an album or when it's dropping yet but I'm sure we'll let you know. Check out the new song and tell us what you think, bitches.

Shade's Birthday

2009-04-26T18:46:00.000-07:00

So it's Shade's Birthday today. So hopefully he has a hell of a day. It's your day Shade, so Doowutchyalike!

When can we sleep?

2009-04-23T14:01:00.000-07:00

Thumbs Down is in NY right now on tour. This is for him.

Yap'n bout the Cap'n

2009-04-22T11:42:00.000-07:00

If you had to pick a cereal that personified everything that that parents and nutritionists believe is wrong and evil with the world of cereal today, you could not do better than Cap’n Crunch. It possesses every element of cereal deviation. It is almost like it was created just to challenge parents into buying the worst possible thing to start off their child’s day.

First of all it bears no resemblance to actual cereal grains. If I asked you what it was made from, corn, wheat, rice, or oats, what would you pick? You can’t tell. It is definitely puffed something, but who knows what that is. Funny that this cereal is made by Quaker (yes that Quaker) which is also known for making the most cerealy cereal, Quaker Oats.

Secondly, and most important for its status as “bad” kid’s cereal, is its sugar content. Ah yes, loaded with sugar in every bite. 12 grams per serving for Regular or Crunchberries Cap’n Crunch. Switch to Peanut Butter and the sugar content drops to 8 grams. This may not seem so bad by today’s standards, but realize that this was one of the first breakfast cereals to come out with such massive sugar content. It was released in 1963! It set the bar so high (or low depending on your viewpoint) that other companies had to follow suit. By comparison Fruity Pebbles also has 12 grams, a parent-friendly choice of Kix has 2 grams, and the seemingly nutritious Smart Start has 14 grams. Not one to disappoint, the Cap'n comes with a fuckofalot sugar first thing in the morning.

Thirdly, it features a easily recognizable mascot, the lovable Cap’n (full name and I am not making this up: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch), which has been calling children for years with his siren song of crunchy delight. He is so iconic as the embodiment of all that is wrong with cereal that artist Dick Detzner put the Cap’n in the Judas seat in his reproduction of “The Last Supper” called “The Last Pancake Breakfast”.

What am I on here, fourthly? Fourthly, we got to talk about the crunch. The titular element of the cereal has its advantages and disadvantages. Crunchiness is obviously a great characteristic for a cereal to have. The ad-men at Quaker knew this and touted its appeal by featuring the lovable Soggies. If you don’t remember the Soggies, they were a race of wet milk-like creatures that would prematurely turn cereal soggy. If you have ever had a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats you know how dastardly their effect it. The only thing that could defeat the Soggies was a bowl of un-soggable Cap’n Crunch with “CRUNCH POWER”.

On the flip side, it tears up the roof of your mouth. So, there is a give and take.

Lastly flavors. Our good Cap’n is constantly coming up with new and different flavors, and most of these are completely made up. I hate to be the one to break this to you but there is no such thing as a “Crunch Berry” much less a “Choco Donut”. To be honest Cap’n Crunch invented more flavor combinations than probably any other cereal in the history of cereal (except maybe Quaker Oatmeal, but at least those flavors have some basis in reality). All told there have been about 30 iterations of Cap’n Crunch in some form or another. Here are a few from the Cap’n Crunch Wiki...

§ Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries A Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries version of the cereal was created in 1967 and also contained spherical pieces in red, intended to represent berries, and a mascot was introduced called the Crunch Berry Beast. In the ’90s, two additional colors of the Crunchberries (blue and purple) were added to the mix and then a third (green) in 2002. All are flavored the same, regardless of color.

§ Peanut Butter Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch would follow two years later in 1969, with a large elephant named Smedley as its mascot; according to sales charts, this version was the most successful at the time.

§ Punch Crunch, Vanilly Crunch, Cinnamon Crunch Three more editions were issued in the early ’70s -- Punch Crunch, Vanilly Crunch, and Jean LaFoote’s Cinnamon Crunch -- but were later discontinued. Punch Crunch was fruit-flavored cereal rings, and the mascot was sailor-clad hippopotamus named Harry.

§ Choco Crunch In 1982, a variant called Choco Crunch, featuring the mascot "Chockle the Blob", was introduced. This version contained the yellow corn squares, plus chocolate flavored pieces similar to Crunch Berries. Recently, the "Choco Crunch" brand was reintroduced, but this time consisting of chocolate flavored corn squares, unlike the original version, which was a mix of yellow corn squares and chocolate puffs.

Christmas Crunch A special edition named Christmas Crunch was first released for the 1988 holiday season and contained Cap’n Crunch with red and green Crunch Berries in a green box with the Cap’n wearing a Santa Claus hat (originally also containing a toy or Christmas tree ornament inside the box). This variety is now only available currently in certain regions of the United States (and was recently changed to a gold box).

§ Oops, All Berries First released in 1997 another special edition was “Oops! All Berries” containing nothing but the strawberry flavored Crunch Berries and none of the corn squares.

§ Galactic Crunch A discontinued version which featured space-related marshmallows.

§ Choco Doughnuts A discontinued version which featured chocolate flavored doughnut shaped cereal with candy sprinkles

§ Home Run Crunch A limited edition version of the cereal. It has the flavor of Berry Crunch but the pieces of the cereal are shaped as bats and balls.

§ Cap'n Crunch's Mystery Volcano Crunch Red and yellow fruit flavored berries with "'free' packet of lava rocks that pop in milk!"

§ Cap'n Crunch's Oops! Smashed Berries Oops! All Berries cereal with flat berries that the kids smashed

§ Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch Star shaped berries with "'free' orange space dust that turns milk green"

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So if you are having a mad sugar cereal craving and also a desire to raw up the roof of your mouth, you cannot do much better than the old standby. Often imitated, never duplicated, Cap’n Crunch.

It's 4:20, Man!

2009-04-20T07:24:00.000-07:00

Okay so it's 4/20 today. And even though I don't smoke pot anymore, there's a lot of people who do. This is the closest thing they get to a holiday so lets patronize them a little, huh? Anyway here's a couple videos to get you in the mood to get baked and watch Friday again.

drop it into neutral....

2009-04-17T16:24:00.000-07:00

Local H News

2009-04-14T20:50:00.000-07:00

It's official: there's a Local H DVD coming out. When, I don't know. But there's a trailer that was just released today. It looks like it will be the band performing their 12 Angry Months album all the way through, with interviews with the band also. It looks like its called 68 Angry Minutes. This sounds like a must have, especially considering it will be their first DVD. Check out the trailer below.

But that's not all. They just released a crappy new video for "Machine Shed Wrestling". There's not much to it, but I've seen worse. Watch it after the jump.

See, weekends were made for Michelob, But it's a Monday,

2009-04-13T16:03:00.000-07:00

Ran across this while reading Olivia O'Lovely's wiki page. The vid is from 03 and is a lil obscene so probably best to watch somewhere you wont get into trouble like a public library or a starbucks.

Did you know Digital Underground released a new album last year and then disbanded? Yeah I had no idea. Heres a snippet.

Cool Cover Song

2009-04-12T22:09:00.000-07:00

I came across this cool cover of Alice in Chains "Would" done by Sweden's Opeth. I think this is pretty timely seeing as how there's supposed to be a new AIC album coming this year. I have mixed feelings about it, but who knows. It could be good. That's it. Nothing else. Things are pretty slow here.

Couldnt Care Less Information and Technology Overview Reviewed Insipidly and Sarcastically

2009-04-12T12:00:00.000-07:00

This is a rerun of an old post under a new name cuz it seems relevant. Idea for name of post from tv show Red Dwarf can be scene in this clip between the 4:24 to 4:56 mark. bye bye
There is a lot going on in the news these days. Their is a presidential election, war and a stock market crash and we here at Chubbie zine (what? that endend a long time ago. Oh, ok then) We here at Couldnt Care Less want to keep you informed.

PIRATES!!!!

No not mince around and Yo Ho YO HO pirates real.....

They have been hijacking boats of the coast of Somali and holding people or cargo for ransom. Recently they hijacked a boat full of Russian tanks. So if your out this weekend and pass by Somali be careful, there be pirates to plunder you in those waters.....AAAAAAARRRRGGGGG...

New Clutch...Soon

2009-04-09T17:50:00.000-07:00

Read on Blabbermouth the other day that there will be a new Clutch album in July. Obviously, that's awesome news. And I'm assuming that also means there will be a tour to come as well. I haven't seen Clutch in quite a few years so I'm hoping they make their way to the Bay Area soon. Until then I guess this live clip of "Tight Like That" will have to hold me over.

I'm Back...With Random Videos!!!

2009-04-08T22:49:00.000-07:00

Wow, it feels like forever since I've put something up here. Only back because I'm at work and I'm really bored. So I figured I'd do a little random video post and make myself happy. Who knows, maybe it will even make you happy as well.
Why not start things off with a little Sugartooth. There's something about this song "Sold My Fortune" I've always liked. Cool groove, kinda stoney. It's somehow stayed with me all these years. Only thing I really know about these guys is their guitar player was in Ugly Kid Joe for a little while. Cant's beat that.

Next, it's Faster Pussycat, bitches. I know what you're thinking, but check out "Nonstop to Nowhere". Cool little song. For some reason I couldn't find the video. Sorry, this one is a challenge. But worth it.

I'm closing it out with a little Warrior Soul. I thought about Warrant but realized I needed to get a little bit of my cred back. So check out "The Wasteland" and like it.

talking about great tits...and other stuff

2009-03-27T13:37:00.000-07:00

Dumb I know but ran across an interesting article about great tits and some other stuff. The Great Tit article here, how to get an honest wage, and wrestling is real.

Top Cartoon Deaths..the end?

2009-03-25T15:58:00.000-07:00

Dont know if i finished this whole thing so here is the last. Its not a cartoon but very cartoony....

Never give up...saw that written on a building...

Heavy On The Cheese, Please

2009-03-24T22:04:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I've got a question to ask: Who wants to rock? Hopefully you all answered yes or at least something close to that. My wife and I were watching VH1 Classic's Metal Mania this past weekend and caught a rare treat: The Vinnie Vincent Invasion. Who is Vinnie Vincent, you ask? Well, he played with KISS for a cup of coffee after they fired Ace Frehley. After he was let go he started his own band. After that band dissolved, His singer and bass player would go on to form Slaughter and sell a few million records. Don't know what happened to Vinnie Vincent after that but I'm sure he's doing okay. Anyway, this is the video we saw and, my God, is it amazing.
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Breaking Kayfabe

2009-03-24T12:40:00.000-07:00

In a shocking upset in real wrestling Iowa's Brent Metcalf who had won 69 straight matches was defeated by North Carolina State's Darrion Caldwell. In the closing seconds of the match Caldwell was doing a victory lap cartwheel but Metcalf would have none of it.

Trail of Dead show review...I want to bathe in your addiction?

2009-03-23T16:11:00.000-07:00

Went to a show last monday night at Slims in da city. Saw Midnight Masses, Funeral Party and the main event ...And you will knows by the trail of dead. Yeah what a name for a band huh. As soon as i had my beer in hand Midnight Masses started the show with the song heaven. It starts as a drum circle a cappella thing (Its on their myspace page)

I dont want to throw this band under the bus but with lyrics like "I want to bathe in your addiction" (did I hear that right? if it was Gwen Stefani's bath water maybe) it wasnt doing it for me. They have a good sound and Thumbs Down said they would make a great insturmental band. Maybe I wasnt in the mood for that type rock or i'm just jaded but you make the call. Next up was Funeral Party. This band really were a change of pace to Midnight Masses. They brought alot of energy. I think I would enjoy this band more if I had just heard them through speakers instead of seeing them live. The vibe they threw off was very LA whatever that means right. Thumbs down said they would be right at home on a WB, 90210 teen show soundtrack. Even so i went to their myspace page and rocked out for a while to their tunes and looked for their album at street light. So i guess i liked them even if some of lyrics are hammy. If you like the Kooks but with more of a American edge (dont ask me going out on a limb on this) you might like this band. Here is the stand out song from their set and as the lead singer said "its a song about a girl"

After a short wait out came 6? maybe 7 members of Trail of Dead. You know they got 2 drummers. My ears are still ringing mind you. What can I say. I have been wanting to see this band live for days. This band is all over the place. They can rock out but also change it up and hit you with some melodies. A song like that that I had not heard because I didnt have the new album was Fields of Coal seen here

It was great seeing them live and I got to hear all the hits like Relative Ways, Will you smile again, and Another morning stoner. Trail of Dead put on a hell of a show and even had two encores that I am sure my ears will be paying for, for years to come, but well worth it. I will leave you with how the Trail of Dead show started by someone covering Trail of Dead's song "Invocation".

It's Ozzy Monday!!

2009-03-23T10:40:00.000-07:00

When I was a little kid, Ozzy Osbourne scared the piss outta me. Now days it scares me to see what he's become. Regardless, there's a reason people give a shit about him. First he was in BLACK FUCKING SABBATH!! Also, his solo work. I prefer the cheesy 80's stuff, much like I do with KISS. Here's a few of my favorite Ozzy videos.

Fast food review....

2009-03-22T20:13:00.000-07:00

Click on title of post to see tasty food reviews...Ever wonder if those new foods at those fast food joints are any good? Well me too. To make things easier Buddah will help with his visage to rate the foods like the hat guy in the San Francisco Chronicle does for movies. If their is any god who knows food I would think its buddha.
The lowest rating gets a skinny malnuourished deitey. He gots his hand up saying no thank you i would rather eat my arm.

A variation on the first but ate a bit more so became giant but wouldnt go for seconds.

Buddha liked it, go for it.

That was yummy in my tummy!!!

Damn that was good!! Hey Jesus you got to try this...

Carl's Jr has a new item on their menu the crispy burritos. The size of these burritos are deceiving. They are kinda of small but very filling. Now I have a soft spot for crispy burritos since it was a staple I had at Kmart back in the day, and these burritos are a good recreation of those heat lamped lumps of lard. They are like the old Carrows chimichangas too if anyone remember the sampler platter they had. That may not sound like a recomendation but these little burritos are damn good. (Didnt try the guacomole dip so no comment.)

Next up is the Wienerschnitzel Polish Sausage. It was damn good. Not to spicy or to messy. The deli mustard, grilled onions and peppers make it a stand out in the hot dog fast food world. Its was filling and just as good as anything you might find at a ball game. At 3 bucks its a little steep for wienerdog but worth it. Best part it sat in my stomach just fine. A welcome new fast food treat.

Another Carl's Jr product. Its the Steak Sandwich. Dont have much good to say about it. It would seem the used real steak which is good but steak doesnt cook well fast. Saw the cook grabbing the steak out of the freezer and minutes later it was on my tray. It was tough but tastey but had a microwaved feel to it. To much mayo didnt make it any better but the roll was a nice touch. The steak sandwich came off as interesting. Not a real steak sandwich you would find a at a resteraunt like Bennagins but a nice try.

Hear The New Mastodon...NOW!!!

2009-03-20T23:39:00.000-07:00

If you're like me and you can't wait to hear Mastodon's new album Crack The Skye, it's streaming right now on the bands Myspace page. Oh yeah, and it's fucking incredible. See for yourself, yo.

Hipster Girl

2009-03-15T21:07:00.001-07:00

How about a little more love for Bay Area artist MC Lars? I'm at work listening to Soundcheck on LIVE 105 and heard another great track from him called "Hipster Girl" And now, you can hear it too.

Happy Friday The 13th!

2009-03-13T07:55:00.000-07:00

Two back to back months with a Friday the 13th. How cool is that? Yeah I know who gives a shit. Even still let's all pretend here, ok? Here's an Alice Cooper video for "He's Back(The Man Behind The Mask)". This was from the 6th Friday The 13th movie. I probably should have put this up last week but, well, i fucked up.

The New Mastodon Video Is Here

2009-03-12T09:37:00.000-07:00

So check out the great new video from Mastodon for the song "Divinations". Crack The Skye comes out March 24th. I already got my pre-order on. Metal.
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stilo..thats style in esperanto..i think

2009-03-09T16:32:00.000-07:00

I want to thank Chris Brown....ok that sounds bad but I was looking to do a style column (not that i know a damn thing about it but what the hell) and I needed a hook and along comes Chris Brown and punching bag. Dont want to make any bad jokes about never being arrested for nothing domestic

or anything like that hope the whole fiasco is a publicity stunt so just keeping to style here. Saw the shoes (first pic) and thought of Tawny Kitaen.
She beat her husband Major league pitcher of your Los Angeles California Anehiem LA of orange county Angels Chuck Finley with her stiletto. From Wiki "In 2002, Kitaen was charged with committing domestic violence against then husband and Major League Baseball player Chuck Finley, having beaten him with a stiletto heel. Three days later, Finley filed for divorce. The couple were married for 5 years and have two daughters, Wynter and Raine, and remain close." (The sad part is they named their kids rain and winter but spelled funny.) Tawny had the right idea of how to use a stylish shoe unlike whack a mole. The shoes heel is a brass knuckles.
Now that looks a little extreme and not many girls could pull of this look aside from a stripper but if that isnt your style they also make the the heel out of a knife, wrench, handcuffs, and my personal favorite a mini flask heel. They sell em here i guess?

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For the Guys; Not to leave the guys out but dont you want to just hit something when you hear that Umbrella song? How bout using this, A brass knuckled handled umbrella ella ella...Saw it in Inked magazine so cant take credit in really finding it. Cant find any place that sells it so guess the stand by Umbrella Sword will have to do. So thats it for the first stilo post...chow....

Video game review without playing em...

2009-03-04T12:40:00.000-08:00

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Stampede, no i am not going to review the old stampede video game. Hell I dont feel like reviewing any video game to be honest but in the name of all that is ....let think about in the name of and get back to you on that. What I will be doing is reviewing two video games i have never played and dont ever plan on playing. Hell i cant remember the last time i got a new game but thats not going to stop me from reviewing MLB Front office manager and PBR no not the beer althouhg i could go for one with a shot, hey barkeep you got wifi in here how bout a shot of something strong you got sum Aguardiente? no? oh well...damn who played kelly clarkson on the jukebox oh yeah that was me dammit where was i PBR that stands for the now when you read the next words you got to do it real twangy like as if you were from somewhere where iced tea and fritos where in your tummy ok to practice lets, what no practice ok whatever you say Profesional Bull Riding asscocition heres their logo, a picture should be here but well my laziness has got the best of me and damn we talking about practice not a game not a game but practice(part two of practice after he had been traded)...what we talking about oh yeah the two video games that give you a chance to live out your fantasy of being a big time wheeler and dealer in a suit or a baseball general manager. (That was a joke that fell flat) I am hell a hella hell'a hella' trying to see if hella is a word yet according to the spell checker sorry, hella wandering and meandering but you can play video game that lasts all of 12 seconds i think that was the name of luke perrys cowboy movie or be a baseball genreral manger but not get to play any baseball just pick players? Ok so i could put clips of commercials for both games and you tube even has clips of the game play. Yeah clips of a 12 second bronco ride or a trade of melkey caberea for juan castro? I havent played either game but maybe if the pbr game started in a bar in tuscaloosa with jamey johnson or hank 3 playing and as you got to be like a real bull rider oh forget it here is a better bull riding clip enjoy and a even better game ..

New Cam'ron!

2009-03-02T09:59:00.000-08:00

No, really. New Cam'ron! On his new track Cam gets away from the flash and and keeps it real, like the kids say these days. I don't really listen to much rap anymore but I was a big Cam'ron fan so I figured I'd post this. Besides we need to mix it up a little. It can't be all metal.

Sad Post Alert

2009-03-01T22:39:00.000-08:00

Okay so I never listened to the band Sentenced before but I heard that their guitar player passed away at the way too young age of 34. I don't know what's sadder, that news or the band's video for "Killing Me Killing You". You make the call. Rest In Peace Miika Tenkula.

Whoah Man, It's Danava!

2009-02-28T22:03:00.000-08:00

So for all of you feeling a little psychedelic check out this strange band called Danava. The song is a year or so old but popped into my noggin yesterday so I thought I would share it. This is song has a total throwback vibe to it and I'm assuming the rest of their stuff does as well. "Where Beauty & Terror Dance" is the song. Yeah, man.

New Mastodon, Bitches!

2009-02-25T14:35:00.000-08:00

It's coming...
New Mastodon, that is. In less than a month, Crack The Skye will be unleashed. I've already pre-ordered mine on Itunes and got the first single "Oblivion". You also get an instrumental version of the album when it's released. What, can't wait a month? Have to have a little taste? It's your lucky day. Check out "Oblivion" here. After the jump, check out the almost 10 minute opus "The Czar". All I can say is...Holy Fucking Shit!! This album is going to be a monster. I can already picture it atop alot of people's Top 10 lists. Anyways, enjoy!

Fiftywatthead - You Should Know

2009-02-24T22:42:00.000-08:00

So if you like Mastodon, High On Fire and the like (and why wouldn't you?) you should give a listen to Fiftywatthead from Canada. Huge riffs, killer groove just what you've been looking for, right? Besides all that, their bass player's name is Bill Butt! C'mon, check out their Myspace page and be converted.

Crappy Show Review - Far at Slims

2009-02-23T14:43:00.000-08:00

Okay so there we were at Slims at a show headlined by the recently reunited Far, when 3 girls take the stage. Their name: Hot Tub. Their sound, JJ Fad on crack. (HWA on crack would be better, but I doubt anyone remembers HWA. Sadly I do). Their stage show, 2 Live Crew on crack. A strange act to open up for Far, but whatever. At least it was something different. I'd never heard of Hot Tub before but it looks like they're starting to make a name for themselves. They're going to touring with the Ting Tings which is a pretty big tour for 3 girls from Oakland. Personally, it wasn't for me, but check out their Myspace page and maybe you'll dig them.
Oh and as for Far, they were great. They played quite a bit off Water and Solutions, and a little bit off Tin Cans. Of course they played "Pony" in the encore. They didn't play anything new, so I don't know if they're making another record or not. However just being able to see them one more time felt good. It was almost like getting some closure for me. I was such a big fan of this band.

Oh, Those Wacky Osbournes

2009-02-15T22:37:00.000-08:00

I was hoping that all of this was just a joke but I guess it's for real: The Osbourne's are back. Who really thinks this is a good idea? It's getting harder and harder to remember that at one time Ozzy was great and not a total embarrassment. Here we go with more Osbourne's shenanigans. I was hoping I'd never have to look at Kelly Osbourne again but to no avail. Anyone remember that she actually put out an album back in the day? Sorry to remind you. Check out the trailer and tell me this show doesn't look pathetic. I dare ya.

Tim Lincecum walks on water and other sports stuff

2009-02-13T15:36:00.000-08:00

No more football on Sundays....Yeah the probowl doesnt count but it was football and now nothing. Was a interesting season. The super bowl was a good one and plaxico burres made everyone laugh. The 49ers didnt do much aside from change coachs as did the raiders. In my very informal poll of what people thought of the niners QB the feeling was not very positive for Hill. Most people thought the niners could do better or even said bring back Alex Smith. Maybe I aint seeing things right but I think hill is pretty damn good but i also think John Jaha should still be playing. But either way the Niners are no good. Found out what the X in x games stands for. Not extreme like I thought but like in climbing X stands for "X rating --X - Little or no trustworthy protection, extremely dangerous meaning that a fall is likely to be fatal." as proved by a one Jeremey Lusk. Saw the news on the Yahoo homepage of a Moto biker crashin and burning. Now I aint into snuff films but here is the dead guy missing the same trick a while back that killed him.

Thats a downer huh ok lets show a uplifting Evel Knievel crash from the cow palace.

Try doing moto x game tricks on a Harley or Triumph. Didnt think so. Oh yeah about that Lincecum walking on water thing, he was at the sharks game last week dropping the ceremonial first puck . Mere mortals need to use crude devices on their feet to tread where Lincecum walks, here is the proof in pictures. Picture one shows him waving to the crowd while he walks on water and picture 2 shows him with two wingdings.

Bands In Movies

2009-02-12T19:01:00.000-08:00

Okay this is random but I always liked seeing a band in a movie. There's just something about it that puts a smile on my face. Okay, I'm lying. I just thought it would be a fun thing to post so here we go with a couple favorites.
First is every one's favorite death metal heroes Cannibal Corpse in Ave Ventura: Pet Detective. A great movie for sure, but the addition of Cannibal Corpse playing "Hammer Smashed Face" makes it that much better. Apparently the reason they were there was because Jim Carrey was a fan of theirs. Crazy.

And then there's Seattle's L7. They played in one of my favorite movies, Serial Mom starring Kathleen Turner. If you haven't seen this film, you're really missing out. Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, and L7!! Well, in the movie they're called Camel Lips, which is actually a better name.

Okay so those are two off the top of my head. If you think of more let me know. I figured this would be a great category for Shade. Does he still write here? Those questions and more will be answered next time, only here at Couldn't Care Less.

The Wrestling Screwjob. No Not That One, Another One

2009-02-10T19:36:00.000-08:00

I saw this on Pro Wrestling Torch today and thought I'd do a little write up about it. We all know about the infamous Montreal Screwjob in 1997, don't we? Well before Vince McMahon screwed Bret Hart, he screwed Wendi Richter. Who was Wendi Richter you ask? Really, you don't know?

Well she was a women's wrestler in the old WWF at the start of the whole Rock N Wrestling phenomenon in the 1980's. She often had singer Cyndi Lauper in her corner. Anyway, Wendi was the WWF women's champion. And the rumour is she was a bit of a pain in Vince McMahon's ass, bugging him about more money. And as history has revealed, that's the last thing you want to do if you're trying to make it in the wrestling business.
So how did Vince fix this little problem of his? He booked Wendi in a match with a masked wrestler called The Spider Lady, who, after an awkward match, "pinned" Richter with a roll-up and took the title. Richter took the mask of the Spider Lady to reveal it was none other than Fabulous Moolah. Anyway, that was the end of Wendi Richter. As for Moolah, she would end up dropping that title to Sensational Sherrie a few years later and keep making appearances until her death last year.
Here's some footage of the match.

It's Grammy Time: Girl, You Know It's True

2009-02-08T12:11:00.001-08:00

Well, tonight are the Grammy Awards. Let's hope Lil Wayne cleans up and we don't have to see much of Coldplay. I guess that's about the best we could hope for. So anyway I thought we'd look at this classic Grammy memory. How about this awesome performance from Milli Vannili. They would go on to win Best New Artist this year, before they were later told to return the Grammy because they didn't sing on the record. I think they should have been able to keep the award. I mean hey they got one over one those stuffy bastards. Besides it's not like the other nominees went on to set the world on fire. Here's on for Rob and Fab. You guys are still the shit. Even if one of you is dead. After the jump check out the video for Baby, Don't Forget My Number.

Maynard Will Fuck You Up

2009-02-05T21:31:00.000-08:00

Ever wonder what the deal is with Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan. The guy sings in countless bands, makes his own wine, etc. But you know what else? He'll kick your ass! Check out this footage of Maynard shooting on a fan. Seriously, I think Dana White should sign this guy up to UFC. His armdrag rivals Ricky Steamboat's.

Did it....put up porn

2009-02-04T00:24:00.000-08:00

I know indecent when i see it and those bumps are dirty...

From wikipedia cuz i am lazy says "The National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped (NLS) has published a Braille edition of Playboy since 1970.[22] The Braille version includes all the written words in the non-Braille magazine, but no pictorial representations. Congress cut off funding for the Braille magazine translation in 1985, but U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Hogan reversed the decision on First Amendment grounds" heres a link to somebodies elses blog doing same joke ...hit the music i'm out..

So Fucking What!?!?!

2009-02-02T15:01:00.000-08:00

The Super Bowl Shuffle

2009-01-31T11:39:00.000-08:00

Well, it's about time for the big game. Cardinals vs. Steelers. Could it be any worse? Uh I don't know. But hopefully it will be a decent game. And maybe the winner will release a great rap song like the Chicago Bears did in 1985. Damn this is awesome.

Was going to put up porn...

2009-01-30T00:31:00.000-08:00

This is what PBS does to the brain.....

Your a Buster.....

talent borrows genius steals

PBS has this show about comedians Make em Laugh (check your local listings in your area local motion) and they started from the silent film era on. The Stunt work of Buster Keaton is all real which makes it as good as Jackie Chan.

If you want too see a longer Buster movie here is a good one.

Video game love

2009-01-28T18:47:00.000-08:00

So i cant say i have kept up with video games as much as i want to but some games from yesteryear have stuck with me. Before Grand theft auto (its a link to a Mad TV GTA board game skit) let you be a bad ass their was Golgo 13. The game was for the original NES system and came out in 1988. You played some secret agent guy assassin type who has to do something or other. What set this game apart was the sex smoking and violence for a video game of that era. It wasnt your normal koopa troopa game.
In the game Duke thats the dudes name would smoke to get health points? And the violence was new for the time with POV shooting in section of the game when in sniper mode. But what made it different was the sex. Heres what wikipedia had to say about it "Throughout his lengthy mission, Golgo 13 encounters many female operatives who not only offer intelligence, but also themselves. The actual depiction of sexual consummation takes the shape of two small and primitive shaped silhouettes briefly coming together and voyeuristically viewed from a distant, wide-angle shot of hotel room window. In a strangely comedic twist, the player's energy is restored in the morning."
Here are two you tube links for the game Link 1 is a funny game review and Link 2 is a couple yahoos doing dumb stuff.
At the time i thought cool beans now the game just seems quaint. Here's to sex and violence

Stickers and rock posters...

2009-01-27T23:46:00.000-08:00

I remember back in the 80's stickers were the thing. Remember those oillie stickers that moved and changed color? Or Scratch and Sniff stickers? Or puffy stickers these star wars one rock! Even had those fuzzy stickers that felt like fur. Most people grow out of dumb stuff like that but stickers never went out of style for me. Rock posters are another thing that caught my eye back in the day and still holds it. It has some of the elements of comic books that I love and the kookiness of weirdness that catchs your eye. Put rock posters and stickers together and you have a winning combo.

Frank Kozik was the first rock poster to make a impression. Dude went on to start Mans Ruin records. His original poster cost a mint now but you can still get most of his posters in sticker form. Poster pop is a good place to find his stuff. Here's a desert session song to close it out....

I'm On A Roll, It's Time To Go Solo

2009-01-27T15:53:00.000-08:00

After releasing possibly their greatest album ever, it looks as though Local H frontman Scott Lucas is working on his first solo album. I can't say I'm too surprised. Although I always assumed he was Local H, so I don't know how different this album will sound. The songs he has up on his Myspace page are acoustic so maybe that's what we'll be getting here. Haven't heard anything about a release date, but I'm assuming it will be sometime this year. I'm curious, so I'll be keeping an eye on this for our loyal CCL readers. To tide you over until the record comes out, here's a clip of Scott doing an acoustic version of "Simple Pleas".

Back For No Reason

2009-01-26T20:37:00.000-08:00

Okay so I did it. I'm a married man now. Had a great honeymoon. But it's time to get down to some serious business. Okay, not really. I'm putting this clip up for no reason at all, other than I love The Departed way too much. Yeah, it feels good to be back.