It's Ozzy Monday!!

When I was a little kid, Ozzy Osbourne scared the piss outta me. Now days it scares me to see what he's become. Regardless, there's a reason people give a shit about him. First he was in BLACK FUCKING SABBATH!! Also, his solo work. I prefer the cheesy 80's stuff, much like I do with KISS. Here's a few of my favorite Ozzy videos.





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Fast food review....

Click on title of post to see tasty food reviews...Ever wonder if those new foods at those fast food joints are any good? Well me too. To make things easier Buddah will help with his visage to rate the foods like the hat guy in the San Francisco Chronicle does for movies. If their is any god who knows food I would think its buddha.
The lowest rating gets a skinny malnuourished deitey. He gots his hand up saying no thank you i would rather eat my arm.









A variation on the first but ate a bit more so became giant but wouldnt go for seconds.









Buddha liked it, go for it.








That was yummy in my tummy!!!











Damn that was good!! Hey Jesus you got to try this...












Carl's Jr has a new item on their menu the crispy burritos. The size of these burritos are deceiving. They are kinda of small but very filling. Now I have a soft spot for crispy burritos since it was a staple I had at Kmart back in the day, and these burritos are a good recreation of those heat lamped lumps of lard. They are like the old Carrows chimichangas too if anyone remember the sampler platter they had. That may not sound like a recomendation but these little burritos are damn good. (Didnt try the guacomole dip so no comment.)



















Next up is the Wienerschnitzel Polish Sausage. It was damn good. Not to spicy or to messy. The deli mustard, grilled onions and peppers make it a stand out in the hot dog fast food world. Its was filling and just as good as anything you might find at a ball game. At 3 bucks its a little steep for wienerdog but worth it. Best part it sat in my stomach just fine. A welcome new fast food treat.









Another Carl's Jr product. Its the Steak Sandwich. Dont have much good to say about it. It would seem the used real steak which is good but steak doesnt cook well fast. Saw the cook grabbing the steak out of the freezer and minutes later it was on my tray. It was tough but tastey but had a microwaved feel to it. To much mayo didnt make it any better but the roll was a nice touch. The steak sandwich came off as interesting. Not a real steak sandwich you would find a at a resteraunt like Bennagins but a nice try.













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Hear The New Mastodon...NOW!!!

If you're like me and you can't wait to hear Mastodon's new album Crack The Skye, it's streaming right now on the bands Myspace page. Oh yeah, and it's fucking incredible. See for yourself, yo.

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Hipster Girl

How about a little more love for Bay Area artist MC Lars? I'm at work listening to Soundcheck on LIVE 105 and heard another great track from him called "Hipster Girl" And now, you can hear it too.


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Happy Friday The 13th!

Two back to back months with a Friday the 13th. How cool is that? Yeah I know who gives a shit. Even still let's all pretend here, ok? Here's an Alice Cooper video for "He's Back(The Man Behind The Mask)". This was from the 6th Friday The 13th movie. I probably should have put this up last week but, well, i fucked up.


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The New Mastodon Video Is Here

So check out the great new video from Mastodon for the song "Divinations". Crack The Skye comes out March 24th. I already got my pre-order on. Metal.
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stilo..thats style in esperanto..i think

I want to thank Chris Brown....ok that sounds bad but I was looking to do a style column (not that i know a damn thing about it but what the hell) and I needed a hook and along comes Chris Brown and punching bag. Dont want to make any bad jokes about never being arrested for nothing domestic

or anything like that hope the whole fiasco is a publicity stunt so just keeping to style here. Saw the shoes (first pic) and thought of Tawny Kitaen.
She beat her husband Major league pitcher of your Los Angeles California Anehiem LA of orange county Angels Chuck Finley with her stiletto. From Wiki "In 2002, Kitaen was charged with committing domestic violence against then husband and Major League Baseball player Chuck Finley, having beaten him with a stiletto heel. Three days later, Finley filed for divorce. The couple were married for 5 years and have two daughters, Wynter and Raine, and remain close." (The sad part is they named their kids rain and winter but spelled funny.) Tawny had the right idea of how to use a stylish shoe unlike whack a mole. The shoes heel is a brass knuckles.
Now that looks a little extreme and not many girls could pull of this look aside from a stripper but if that isnt your style they also make the the heel out of a knife, wrench, handcuffs, and my personal favorite a mini flask heel. They sell em here i guess?

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For the Guys; Not to leave the guys out but dont you want to just hit something when you hear that Umbrella song? How bout using this, A brass knuckled handled umbrella ella ella...Saw it in Inked magazine so cant take credit in really finding it. Cant find any place that sells it so guess the stand by Umbrella Sword will have to do. So thats it for the first stilo post...chow....



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Video game review without playing em...

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Stampede, no i am not going to review the old stampede video game. Hell I dont feel like reviewing any video game to be honest but in the name of all that is ....let think about in the name of and get back to you on that. What I will be doing is reviewing two video games i have never played and dont ever plan on playing. Hell i cant remember the last time i got a new game but thats not going to stop me from reviewing MLB Front office manager and PBR no not the beer althouhg i could go for one with a shot, hey barkeep you got wifi in here how bout a shot of something strong you got sum Aguardiente? no? oh well...damn who played kelly clarkson on the jukebox oh yeah that was me dammit where was i PBR that stands for the now when you read the next words you got to do it real twangy like as if you were from somewhere where iced tea and fritos where in your tummy ok to practice lets, what no practice ok whatever you say Profesional Bull Riding asscocition heres their logo, a picture should be here but well my laziness has got the best of me and damn we talking about practice not a game not a game but practice(part two of practice after he had been traded)...what we talking about oh yeah the two video games that give you a chance to live out your fantasy of being a big time wheeler and dealer in a suit or a baseball general manager. (That was a joke that fell flat) I am hell a hella hell'a hella' trying to see if hella is a word yet according to the spell checker sorry, hella wandering and meandering but you can play video game that lasts all of 12 seconds i think that was the name of luke perrys cowboy movie or be a baseball genreral manger but not get to play any baseball just pick players? Ok so i could put clips of commercials for both games and you tube even has clips of the game play. Yeah clips of a 12 second bronco ride or a trade of melkey caberea for juan castro? I havent played either game but maybe if the pbr game started in a bar in tuscaloosa with jamey johnson or hank 3 playing and as you got to be like a real bull rider oh forget it here is a better bull riding clip enjoy and a even better game ..
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New Cam'ron!

No, really. New Cam'ron! On his new track Cam gets away from the flash and and keeps it real, like the kids say these days. I don't really listen to much rap anymore but I was a big Cam'ron fan so I figured I'd post this. Besides we need to mix it up a little. It can't be all metal.


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Sad Post Alert

Okay so I never listened to the band Sentenced before but I heard that their guitar player passed away at the way too young age of 34. I don't know what's sadder, that news or the band's video for "Killing Me Killing You". You make the call. Rest In Peace Miika Tenkula.


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Whoah Man, It's Danava!

So for all of you feeling a little psychedelic check out this strange band called Danava. The song is a year or so old but popped into my noggin yesterday so I thought I would share it. This is song has a total throwback vibe to it and I'm assuming the rest of their stuff does as well. "Where Beauty & Terror Dance" is the song. Yeah, man.


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