Whoah Man, It's Danava!

So for all of you feeling a little psychedelic check out this strange band called Danava. The song is a year or so old but popped into my noggin yesterday so I thought I would share it. This is song has a total throwback vibe to it and I'm assuming the rest of their stuff does as well. "Where Beauty & Terror Dance" is the song. Yeah, man.


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New Mastodon, Bitches!

It's coming...
New Mastodon, that is. In less than a month, Crack The Skye will be unleashed. I've already pre-ordered mine on Itunes and got the first single "Oblivion". You also get an instrumental version of the album when it's released. What, can't wait a month? Have to have a little taste? It's your lucky day. Check out "Oblivion" here. After the jump, check out the almost 10 minute opus "The Czar". All I can say is...Holy Fucking Shit!! This album is going to be a monster. I can already picture it atop alot of people's Top 10 lists. Anyways, enjoy!




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Fiftywatthead - You Should Know

So if you like Mastodon, High On Fire and the like (and why wouldn't you?) you should give a listen to Fiftywatthead from Canada. Huge riffs, killer groove just what you've been looking for, right? Besides all that, their bass player's name is Bill Butt! C'mon, check out their Myspace page and be converted.

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Crappy Show Review - Far at Slims

Okay so there we were at Slims at a show headlined by the recently reunited Far, when 3 girls take the stage. Their name: Hot Tub. Their sound, JJ Fad on crack. (HWA on crack would be better, but I doubt anyone remembers HWA. Sadly I do). Their stage show, 2 Live Crew on crack. A strange act to open up for Far, but whatever. At least it was something different. I'd never heard of Hot Tub before but it looks like they're starting to make a name for themselves. They're going to touring with the Ting Tings which is a pretty big tour for 3 girls from Oakland. Personally, it wasn't for me, but check out their Myspace page and maybe you'll dig them.
Oh and as for Far, they were great. They played quite a bit off Water and Solutions, and a little bit off Tin Cans. Of course they played "Pony" in the encore. They didn't play anything new, so I don't know if they're making another record or not. However just being able to see them one more time felt good. It was almost like getting some closure for me. I was such a big fan of this band.

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Oh, Those Wacky Osbournes

I was hoping that all of this was just a joke but I guess it's for real: The Osbourne's are back. Who really thinks this is a good idea? It's getting harder and harder to remember that at one time Ozzy was great and not a total embarrassment. Here we go with more Osbourne's shenanigans. I was hoping I'd never have to look at Kelly Osbourne again but to no avail. Anyone remember that she actually put out an album back in the day? Sorry to remind you. Check out the trailer and tell me this show doesn't look pathetic. I dare ya.


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Tim Lincecum walks on water and other sports stuff

No more football on Sundays....Yeah the probowl doesnt count but it was football and now nothing. Was a interesting season. The super bowl was a good one and plaxico burres made everyone laugh. The 49ers didnt do much aside from change coachs as did the raiders. In my very informal poll of what people thought of the niners QB the feeling was not very positive for Hill. Most people thought the niners could do better or even said bring back Alex Smith. Maybe I aint seeing things right but I think hill is pretty damn good but i also think John Jaha should still be playing. But either way the Niners are no good. Found out what the X in x games stands for. Not extreme like I thought but like in climbing X stands for "X rating --X - Little or no trustworthy protection, extremely dangerous meaning that a fall is likely to be fatal." as proved by a one Jeremey Lusk. Saw the news on the Yahoo homepage of a Moto biker crashin and burning. Now I aint into snuff films but here is the dead guy missing the same trick a while back that killed him.

Thats a downer huh ok lets show a uplifting Evel Knievel crash from the cow palace.

Try doing moto x game tricks on a Harley or Triumph. Didnt think so. Oh yeah about that Lincecum walking on water thing, he was at the sharks game last week dropping the ceremonial first puck . Mere mortals need to use crude devices on their feet to tread where Lincecum walks, here is the proof in pictures. Picture one shows him waving to the crowd while he walks on water and picture 2 shows him with two wingdings.
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Bands In Movies

Okay this is random but I always liked seeing a band in a movie. There's just something about it that puts a smile on my face. Okay, I'm lying. I just thought it would be a fun thing to post so here we go with a couple favorites.
First is every one's favorite death metal heroes Cannibal Corpse in Ave Ventura: Pet Detective. A great movie for sure, but the addition of Cannibal Corpse playing "Hammer Smashed Face" makes it that much better. Apparently the reason they were there was because Jim Carrey was a fan of theirs. Crazy.


And then there's Seattle's L7. They played in one of my favorite movies, Serial Mom starring Kathleen Turner. If you haven't seen this film, you're really missing out. Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, and L7!! Well, in the movie they're called Camel Lips, which is actually a better name.

Okay so those are two off the top of my head. If you think of more let me know. I figured this would be a great category for Shade. Does he still write here? Those questions and more will be answered next time, only here at Couldn't Care Less.

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The Wrestling Screwjob. No Not That One, Another One

I saw this on Pro Wrestling Torch today and thought I'd do a little write up about it. We all know about the infamous Montreal Screwjob in 1997, don't we? Well before Vince McMahon screwed Bret Hart, he screwed Wendi Richter. Who was Wendi Richter you ask? Really, you don't know?

Well she was a women's wrestler in the old WWF at the start of the whole Rock N Wrestling phenomenon in the 1980's. She often had singer Cyndi Lauper in her corner. Anyway, Wendi was the WWF women's champion. And the rumour is she was a bit of a pain in Vince McMahon's ass, bugging him about more money. And as history has revealed, that's the last thing you want to do if you're trying to make it in the wrestling business.
So how did Vince fix this little problem of his? He booked Wendi in a match with a masked wrestler called The Spider Lady, who, after an awkward match, "pinned" Richter with a roll-up and took the title. Richter took the mask of the Spider Lady to reveal it was none other than Fabulous Moolah. Anyway, that was the end of Wendi Richter. As for Moolah, she would end up dropping that title to Sensational Sherrie a few years later and keep making appearances until her death last year.
Here's some footage of the match.


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It's Grammy Time: Girl, You Know It's True

Well, tonight are the Grammy Awards. Let's hope Lil Wayne cleans up and we don't have to see much of Coldplay. I guess that's about the best we could hope for. So anyway I thought we'd look at this classic Grammy memory. How about this awesome performance from Milli Vannili. They would go on to win Best New Artist this year, before they were later told to return the Grammy because they didn't sing on the record. I think they should have been able to keep the award. I mean hey they got one over one those stuffy bastards. Besides it's not like the other nominees went on to set the world on fire. Here's on for Rob and Fab. You guys are still the shit. Even if one of you is dead. After the jump check out the video for Baby, Don't Forget My Number.



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Maynard Will Fuck You Up

Ever wonder what the deal is with Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan. The guy sings in countless bands, makes his own wine, etc. But you know what else? He'll kick your ass! Check out this footage of Maynard shooting on a fan. Seriously, I think Dana White should sign this guy up to UFC. His armdrag rivals Ricky Steamboat's.


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Did it....put up porn

I know indecent when i see it and those bumps are dirty...

From wikipedia cuz i am lazy says "The National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped (NLS) has published a Braille edition of Playboy since 1970.[22] The Braille version includes all the written words in the non-Braille magazine, but no pictorial representations. Congress cut off funding for the Braille magazine translation in 1985, but U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Hogan reversed the decision on First Amendment grounds" heres a link to somebodies elses blog doing same joke ...hit the music i'm out..


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So Fucking What!?!?!

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