All Hail Phantasio!

Thank the good Lord for WWE Classics On Demand. Without it, I never would have seen what I saw today. To be honest, I thought I knew about every lame WWF gimmick wrestler that failed. Apparently not. This is Phantasio. Not only is he a wrestler, but he's also a magician! This thing got over like a fart in church, as this is Phantasio's one and only WWF match. Enjoy.


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Freddy's Back

I am not sure if this is old news but I just found out about it today. In a desperate effort to try and never create something new, Hollywood is resurrecting one of my old faves, Nightmare on Elm Street. I don't think that I am alone in here in saying that the original Elm Street was a classic, and it made us all scared to fall asleep. Though the subsequent movies got a little silly (Freddy as a Pizza?) the first one was well-paced, creepy, and brilliant. Plus Johnny Depp got massacred.

This the poster revealed at comic-con. No trailer yet, but we will be vigilant and put one up when it comes. Freddy is no longer being played by Robert Englund. Jackie Earle Haley, most widely known as playing Rorschach in the Watchman is donning the hat and blades. Here's hoping it is awesome.

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Maybe Rap Music Doesn't Completely Suck After All

For the last few years, I've been pretty distant from rap music. I still listen to some stuff from time to time, but i didn't have that same excitement as i once had. I thought maybe I was just getting older. But I think it was just that I didn't hear anybody that was doing anything interesting.
That has all changed now that I've discovered Drake. Now, I know I'm not breaking any new ground with this. I'd heard he was supposed to be the next big thing for a little while now, but I was skeptical. I've heard that before. But after hearing a few of his rhymes, i can say he's for real. I like that he's not the stereotypical rapper. He's got a different vibe to him. After the jump, check out a few of his songs and let us know what you think.

The first one is a track called "Ignorant Shit" feat. Lil Wayne. Wayne does his best to follow Drake, but you can tell who wins here.

This next song is with Young Jeezy and (of course) Wayne. Once again, Drake murders this shit.

This is a song with Jay Z called "Off That". Unfortunately, Drake doesn't have a verse on the song, he's only on the hook. Hey Jay, smart move.

I had to include the "Every Girl" remix which features a bunch of Young Money rappers. Good stuff here, and Wayne's actually not as annoying as he sometimes can be.


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yeah i'm going to hell....

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What, new Baroness Too?

Uh, yeah. There's a new Baroness record coming in October as well. In fact, the first two songs from the new album are up on the band's Myspace page right now. To answer your question, yes, there is still a Myspace. I think the songs are killer because, well, it's Baroness. Baltimore and I saw them open for Clutch last month and lets just say they punished. Can't wait for the Blue Record. October is shaping up to rule.

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A New Converge Song For That Ass

Wow, things have been a little slow 'round here lately, huh? I'll take the blame for that. But what better way to come back than to talk about the new Converge song "Dark Horse". I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty fucking sweet. That riff is crazy good. See for yourself, yo. By the way, their new album Axe To Fall is coming out in October. Is is October yet?


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I got, I got...nothing

heard artie lange doing some stand up and brought up this cartoon. couldnt find the stand up but found the cartoon.

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Music from other lands...

Watch to much tv, it rots your brain and since over the air signals is all i receive no mtv but a world of other music videos from strange and distant lands like
"Nirf" from Japan:grunge: i guess everything old from here gets new life there..
Jay Sean:Arab via England signed to cash money, no really gots wayne on this track and Baby on this one. saw it on indian waves type show got love cash money they have saturated everything why not go after the asian kids.
Finally a couple from Korea. I dont know what they are putting in the water but heres 2PM the entrance of guy flying in at 1:11 mark is good but the rest is well... next up is after school i guess bad music is all over

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Jennifer Lopez's Butt is still Huge!

Just is case you forgot.

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RAAAAAAAANDY!

Who is the hottest up and coming comedian? If you say Seth Rogen you are so last year (amybe even 3 years ago). Seht Rogen has had his day in the sun and those days are numbered. After all, he only has one character, loser Jewish guy who miraculously scores with all kinds of hot chicks.

Jack Black? What, are you kidding me?

Dane Cook? Okay just shut up.

The answer is Aziz Ansari. You may have seen him as an intern on Scrubs, or as the only really good part of the new show Parks and Recreation with Amy Poehler. He plays the assistant who is trying to weasel his way into government from the very bottom. He has also done some stand-up.

Currently he is in the new Judd Apatow movie Funny People playing a comedian named Raaaaaaaandy, who is this cocky dancing stand-up with his own DJ. Check it out and get ready to laugh your dicks off!!!

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Anthrax, Ham Radio, And Liquor!

NNew Clutch. ma fuckas!! Check out their new video for "50,000 Unstoppable Watts" off their new album Strange Cousins From The West.I like it, you know why? It sounds like Clutch. Nuff said.

Clutch - New Music - More Music Videos

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