stilo..thats style in esperanto..i think

I want to thank Chris Brown....ok that sounds bad but I was looking to do a style column (not that i know a damn thing about it but what the hell) and I needed a hook and along comes Chris Brown and punching bag. Dont want to make any bad jokes about never being arrested for nothing domestic

or anything like that hope the whole fiasco is a publicity stunt so just keeping to style here. Saw the shoes (first pic) and thought of Tawny Kitaen.
She beat her husband Major league pitcher of your Los Angeles California Anehiem LA of orange county Angels Chuck Finley with her stiletto. From Wiki "In 2002, Kitaen was charged with committing domestic violence against then husband and Major League Baseball player Chuck Finley, having beaten him with a stiletto heel. Three days later, Finley filed for divorce. The couple were married for 5 years and have two daughters, Wynter and Raine, and remain close." (The sad part is they named their kids rain and winter but spelled funny.) Tawny had the right idea of how to use a stylish shoe unlike whack a mole. The shoes heel is a brass knuckles.
Now that looks a little extreme and not many girls could pull of this look aside from a stripper but if that isnt your style they also make the the heel out of a knife, wrench, handcuffs, and my personal favorite a mini flask heel. They sell em here i guess?

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For the Guys; Not to leave the guys out but dont you want to just hit something when you hear that Umbrella song? How bout using this, A brass knuckled handled umbrella ella ella...Saw it in Inked magazine so cant take credit in really finding it. Cant find any place that sells it so guess the stand by Umbrella Sword will have to do. So thats it for the first stilo post...chow....