CCL voter guide?????

Feeling lost and confused by the election make your picks like they do in undevolping countries; by symbol.
We here in the U.S.A. dont need to pick by which fruit we like best a Banana or a orange like they do in Kenya because we aint not no illiterates but do you really need to know how to read, to read US magazine?(I love US magazine its like an adult comic book like stray bullets.) So here is a handy guide to the mascots or symbols that each major to semi to even crack pot party has.
Republicans have the old elephant. Not very exciting a lumbering animal that runs in packs who's relative is the woolly mammoth that john McCain probably hunted because he is so old.(Cue laugh track)

Now maybe if the party had a spunky little mutant drunk elephant who can fly to be their mascot it might be more eye catching,

but cant think of any character that fits that bill.
Democrats

have the donkey. Was going to put up some donkey from shrek but you tube gots nothing damn you dreamworks so how about a little eeyore?
Not as exciting as the shrek donkey but still eeyore is a step up from that animal farm donkey, nobody listens to him.
The Green Party

Its a nice picture of a plant with the world as its bud. How nice but that doesnt really have the umpth to win especially with Nader as their candidate. So they got themselves a new mascot to go with their old losing candidate.
The star striped Buffalo. (A cow with a scarf?) A good animal to represent a party that roams around and they even have a football team with the same logo the bills that know all to well about losing.

Losing steam but in fairness will put up the rest with minor comment because really who is reading this and interrupted by a musical interlude....
Constitution Party? never heard of them? The name Ron Paul ring a bell? No? me either, boring symbol..Its a bird? Its a plane? No, its a bird was right the first time.

Who?






Libertarian party, nice but you cant see her face, Why?












The American Independent Party doesn't have a mascot or symbol inner dissension but here is a pic of their candidate.

The SWP Socialist Workers Party have a fist...cool...I aint messing with a fist no way.









So there you have it, most of the parties pictures. None of them spark my interest if I had to vote by picture i would go with the old humane society logo with a cat a dog and bird hanging out together but cant find a picture of it but their new one fits much better




but if I saw this on the ballot my vote would go with old red white and blue...