Not What I Planned, But Better!

This is pretty fucking great, I must say. I was going to put up the original but embed disabled and all that bullshit. But truthfully, Michael Jackson's got nothing on this dude. If you want the original, check it out here. But this Indian dude is fierce. Happy Halloween, yo.

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Happy Halloween!!!

What better way to celebrate All Hallows Eve than a little power metal. The great Helloween with the appropriately titles "Halloween". It's a classic. It's a must.

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Baby friday....

Was listening to KNBR and one of the producer guys (dont know which) was trying go get started calling Thursday, baby Friday. So just spreading the word don't click "down their" below their aint nothing more...
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What The Fuck Happened To Chris Cornell??!!??

So some people wouldn't know it by this new crap that he's recording, but Chris Cornell used to be pretty fucking sick. See kids, when I was your age Chris Cornell was singing in a little band called Soundgarden. Oh, those were the days. Crazy guitar, pounding rhythm section, and Cornell screaming like he just shut his dick in his car door. Look, I'm all for artists growing up and evolving and all that, but what Cornell is doing now is beyond selling out. This new song is fucking awful. But lets remember a time when he was the shit, shall we? No, it's not "Spoonman", sorry. How about going all the way back to my favorite Soundgarden album Badmotorfinger. Here's a live clip from France of all places of the band playing "Jesus Christ Pose". Ah the good old days...
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Bison B.C.: A Band You Should Know

Okay so plain and simple, these guys fucking rock! I don't know what else to say. They're from Vancouver, British Columbia and their riffs are high and mighty. Check em out here. You'll be glad you did.
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Hey Remember This Song #2

Here's another one...and another one. Alright, we should start giving away money to people who remember these songs. The problem is that no one is reading this, and we have no money. So, the prize of useless knowledge will have to do for now. And you'd have to have alot of useless knowledge to remember a band called Pop Will Eat Itself.

I know absolutely nothing about these guys. Except that industrial music was pretty hot at the time of it's release. Oh and also they're foreign. Like German or something. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, the song is called "Ich Bin Ein Auslander". Hope you like it.




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Hey, Remember This Song

Yeah, so i thought this would be a fun thing to do. When a random song pops into your head, find the video and put that bitch up, ya understand? This is something we could all do from time to time. It makes for a great post for those days when you can't think of anything else to talk about. Today would be one of those days.


Anyways, the song that randomly popped into my head was by a band called Tripping Daisy. Remember them? Didn't think so. But they had a hit. It was called "I Got A Girl". Okay maybe I'm being generous by calling it a hit. But anyways, it's a pretty annoying song. Don't know much about them except their guitar player died and 3 of the guys went on to form the Polyphonic Spree, a band I've heard of, but never heard. Okay, enjoy.



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This post is in rain delay....

Darling character is that Dr. house guy. still in rain delay by the way.
Bloopers then

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Widdle Widdle Widdle Widdle

So after my Metal Edge post, i started thinking about some ridiculous hair metal from back in the day. Not just the crappy bands like Tuff, I mean the crazy shredders, and the huge hair. Who was a more insane shredder than Michael Angelo of Nitro? The only 80's guitarist that comes close would be Yngwie Malmsteen. Who was better? Why not judge for yourself with these two completely over the top videos. Who wins? We all do.




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From Antigua In The West Indies....

So the bad news is that former WWF jobber S.D. Jones passed away a few days ago at the age of 63. The S.D. stood for Special Delivery of course. S.D. wasn't a total jobber like Mario Mancini or anything. He was actually a step above that. He'd pick up a win from time to time. Anyways, I had the SD Jones figure above back in the day and it was pretty fuckin' sweet. So, raise your glass and salute a man who made all your favorite rasslers look good. Here's a few highlights of his illustrious career. Enjoy.



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Hey Remember This - Metal Edge Magazine

So for me when I was a kid, there was nothing like heavy metal magazines. My dad was a manager at a grocery store, so he would bring home all sorts of metal mags like Circus or Hit Parader for me, and then 16 and Bop for my sister.

But later on I discovered Metal Edge. It was strange, I'll admit. very glossy, which totally fit because the music at the time was the same way. Hair metal. Nothing but hair metal. Sure, sometimes you'd get a little update on Metallica or Anthrax too. But mainly it was Motley Crue and Poison. I always felt a little strange reading it because it seemed at times like a magazine strictly for girls. But was it? That was so maddening. They had good interviews, but also plenty of color pics of Bret Michaels in various poses. They didn't really review albums, but they covered alot of bands, bands that were semi-known(Britny Fox, Pretty Boy Floyd)and bands that just never were (Sleex Beez?) I mean if it wasn't for Metal Edge, I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference between Kik Tracee or Babylon A.D.. So, yeah, it may be their fault that I'm such a pathetic music nerd. Anyways, I loved this crappy magazine. It's still around, but just isn't the same. I love the metal bands of today, don't get me wrong. But I guess things just never can compare to when you were a kid. This is just another one of those scenerios. Long live crappy hair metal!!
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Rumble Seat #2 Going around in circles....

I was sitting at the blue bonnet bar one afternoon when this came on the tv....i love it

Stock Car racing is not my favorite sport but I do like the crashes, who doesnt ok maybe the driver doesnt. The word stock in stock car is a misnomer. Stock car racing used to mean cars off the lot souped up and sent out to race not the funny cars they got racing now. Here is what wikipedia has to say about stock cars history.

Before NASCAR was founded in 1948, moonshine runners during the prohibition era would often have to outrun the authorities. To do so, they had to upgrade their vehicles and eventually started getting together with fellow runners and making runs together. They would challenge one another and eventually progressed to organized events in the early 1930s. The main problem racing faced was the lack of a unified set of rules among the different tracks. The racers could not race at different tracks because it was not legal for them to race there. When Bill France saw this problem he set up a meeting at the Streamline Hotel in order to form an organization that would unify the rules From this meeting NASCAR was founded in 1948.

Watching guys go around in circles can be boring but why not make it two circles and meet in the middle and you got Figure 8 racing. Its the damdest thing to watch cars hurtle into each other like mario kart and the best thing is you can call the cars stock cars. They even got figure 8 bus races and trailer races, all they need is a rainbow track.
Bus racing
bus race #2
trailer racing

rainbow road....
and just because

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Cereal Obsession - Lucky Charms

So I have a serious obsession with cereal and since I can't think of anything better to talk about tonight, I am going to bust out some cereal knowledge. This may be an ongoing item so stay tuned. First subject: Lucky Charms

My favorite classic cereal is Lucky Charms and really only for one reason: Mashmallows (or as General Mills calls them, Marbits). Marshmallows in cereal...for breakfast. To me this was the most amazing thing that was possible in existance. Even Cookie Crisp which was essentially chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, posed some semblance of nutrition. Cookies have wheat and flour, but marshamallows are just sugar. So they mix them with other nuggets where the nutrition supposedly lies, but even that eventually got frosted to make the cereal sell better.

Now, I was never allowed to eat Lucky Charms because I had a mother with sense enough to know that kids should not be filled with sugar first thing in the morning, but I jonsed for them and when I finally got a taste, it was everything that I had dreamed it would be, and still is. Damn, this is making me hungry. I am going to go get a box. In the meantime, here is a commercial and a trivia game...

Lucky Charms started with simple marbits Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, & Green Clovers. Then they added more. See if you can put these into chricological order

Shooting Stars

Conversion of Yellow Moons to Blue Moons

Rainbows

Pots of Gold

Purple Horseshoes

Red Balloons

Hourglass

Blue Diamonds

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Ride The Pony: Far Is Back, Bitches!!!

So awhile back I questioned whether or not Far were getting back together. Well, the question has been answered. Far are BACK!!! They played a few shows in California and they've got more coming up in the U.K. Hopefully we'll get a new album too. But until that day comes, we have a new single to tide us over. Far (under the moniker Hot Little Pony) recorded a cover of Ginuwine's "My Pony (Ride It) that is in-fucking-credible. I've loved Far for a long time, so this is all pretty cool to me. Anyways, enjoy the new single.

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They both met movie stars, partied and mingled Their a&r man said I dont hear a single The future was wide open

That GLU video reminded me of another trip hop techno band Sneaker Pimps..remember them...heres a pic of them with manson and twiggy Rock-n-Roll!!!Yeah when I was watching God Lives Underwater video the related video box had the Sneaker Pimps, so why not go down memory lane again. They had a mid major hit in the 90's with the song "six underground". Kinda trippy techno (nobody listens to techno) that still holds up but the test of a band is the second single. Do you remember spin spin sugar?
OK not the biggest hit but better than Republica (no I will not be putting any kind of link to that band much like Gravity Kills) but at least they had a second single, and two more videos to that album. One of the songs "Post modern Sleaze"
is ok and the video is so 90's while the song and vid to "Tesko Suicide" is so-so. The Sneaker Pimps made a bunch more albums but only the one with the female lead singer Kelli Dayton who went onto a solo career. Who knows how successful they are but sometimes that hit single isn't the kiss of death. Some singers and bands go on to make decent stuff that their fans enjoy like Nada Surf. So it made me wonder, where is Katy Perry's second single? Well wonder no longer (what i need to explain who Katy Perry is? No way she's the singer to that hit song from 2008 about kissing a girl. No, not Jill Sobule.((Did she have a second single?))
Here it is; Enjoy

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The price of magazines with heath ledgers mug went up on ebay after the 22nd of January 2008

I ain't trying to be a CR-EE-P-R but....

This is a little creepy and sad. Kinda like me, and am a little leery (like Timothy) to put this up but what the hell my mom always told me that whenever you ride the bus their is always at least one weirdo on it. I have looked and looked every time I ride and cant find him. (not my joke stole it from God knows where?) You have heard about Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Antony, Sid and Nancy, Kurt and Courtney, Phil and Brynn Hartman, Chris Benoit and Woman. So this falls into that sad world. Read about a couple in Newsweek a while back and laughed. Laughing isn't a healthy reaction to a tragic story but that's the way love goes. They had the world on a string but paranoia or a Scientology assassin got them. Either way they were goners. Now as much as I liked the story about the model who didn't know how to fly the story of Jeremy Blake and Theresa Duncan caught my attention. Don't know why, maybe its the creepy undertones with the converted church rectory, Scientology induced paranoia, glamour, boys in white belts and the way they died or maybe the hopeless romantic in me is a sicko . But either way I am not the only one who thinks the whole thing is interesting, not only did it get a write up in Newsweek but in Vanity Fair and a bunch of other places. You may be asking whats the point? Their is no point. Theresa Duncan had a pretty cool blog about dumb stuff like fashion, Kate moss and that baby shambles guys relationship. That's where I got the opening picture from. So in closing I would like to wrap it up with a unsung couple who found out they could fly together. BX. COUPLE IN DEATH PLUMMET SALUD!Came back to edit this because well what a downer to go out on. Here is a more upbeat story of a couple with a recipe to boot enjoy.

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sports...

wrote this about a week ago its probably gone bad like old hawaiian bread left out for a month in hati
The 49ers lost again. Whats new. Its not the loss that I will be taking as a personal insult but the way the 49ers lost and continue to lose. I remember a time when the 9ers were competant, no not the 80's or the 90's I remember Jeff Garcia era football. He's on the sunday night football game right now that I cant stomach to watch (but that might be stoufers fault). I am a niners fan to the end but that doesnt mean i will not ridicule the team i root for. No conspiracy theory from me about Sourdough Sam
(WTF the mascot's name is soudough sam what!!! ) ((sorry for that outburst i didnt know the mascot's name until the internet told me what it was i could probably go on and on about it but i wont, but got a hankering for a sourdough soup bowl.)) What was i saying oh yeah, no conspiracy theory about 9ers trying to move or anything like that my thought is the person who owns the team (the cheating Debartalo's sister) doesn't want to spend the money on the team which i can understand and the 9ers lost it when they stopped listening to Bill Walsh. They kicked the old man to the side. The guy who put the whole thing together. Instead everyone jumped on the new and better bandwagon. Well, Walsh is dead and so are the 9ers chances of doing anything for awhile. Sign Nolan and Smith forever cuz you wont listen to genius no more. Ok back to writing been working on breaking up the posts into if you want to read reast of my bullshit click here so the page doesnt look like alot of words no punchline. Wow was reading what I wrote a week ago damn i was pissed about niners sucking wow thats shallow...tommorow is sunday get to go through that horror again...why?....my point...(sorry is sourdough sam prospecting for soup!!! had to get one more cheap sh0t in) Was thinking about thank God i aint a raiders fan. They have a team that play like a bunch of idiots was going to say retards but that would be demeaning to retards they have more sense. But look at where their gray haired genius got them, to the bottom of the afc once again. But i like raiders fans. They are their for the party like gretchen wilson but sometimes they take it to far and it seems cultish but who doesnt like kool aid? huh ... ok and finally been wanting to say and the reason for the pic of a card and a royal is i like these tampa bay devil rays. Yeah i said devil rays cuz thats how the team that has struggled since its inception started out. They have sucked really sucked forever like the royals do now. But i can remember a time when first watching baseball as a kid when the royals were the shit. Brett, quisenberry, saberhagen and the rest. Not the 100 loss team they are every year now. Thats why i like the Rays. Its shows that every devil has his day....what the fuck i need a beer, one where the mountains turn blue when its cold cuz i like dumb shit like that ......

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Let C.O.C. Show You The Way

Can't decide which way too vote? Unsure of where our future is headed? Yeah, I hear ya. Fortunetly, Corosion of Conformity is here to help you. Check out this classic clip from the Blind album before you go to the polls. It may help.

"Vote With A Bullet"
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Random Band Alert: Warrior Soul

Okay so these guys have always been way under the radar. Well, they have a new album coming out called Chinese Democracy. No, it's not Guns N Roses. It's Warrior Sould, bitches. Check out a couple classic jams from the always political Kory Clarke and the gang. They were pretty underrated in their day. First is "The Wasteland" from their second album. Then click here for "Love Destruction" from Salutations From The Ghetto Nation. You'll be glad you did.


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Your Whole Camp's Under Siege, And I'm Jason Vorhees

Jason Vorhess is back! A remake of Friday the 13th is on the way next year. I should be disappointed by this, but for some reason I'm pretty excited. I don't think it could touch the original, but it's worth a shot. I mean, it can't be any worse than Freddy vs. Jason, right? Check out the teaser trailer and see what you think.


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If You Don't Know, Now You Know - God Lives Underwater

Okay so I haven't done one of these for a little while. And what better way to get back into it then to introduce you to the late, great God Lives Underwater. An underrated band from the mid to late 90's. While you were all listening to the Backstreet Boys, these guys were kicking some serious ass. Very poppy, but the cool thing was that they mixed it up with some techno shit. Some bands did this in a way that was kinda cheesy (That would be you Gravity Kills). But these guys perfected it. Check out "All Wrong" from the Empty album. Good God did I play the shit out of that tape back in the day.


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Why Can't I Stop Listening To Kataklysm?

Question: What is metal? Answer Katakylsm. I can't stop listening to their Prevail album. It's everything metal should be. It's heavy, it grooves like crazy. Don't believe me? Check out the video for "Taking The World By Storm" and judge for yourself.

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Having a bad day? Do the "Mario"!

Hey Thumbs Down I know that the Seahawks Suck
DO THE MARIO!
Yo Hanging Slider sorry about the Angels
DO THE MARIO!
The rest of you all, if your lives are crap
DO THE MARIO!
Just - like - that.

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Hello...Is Freddy There?

So I came across this cool commercial for a Freddy Krueger phone line. I guess he tells you scary stories or something. It used to run during the old show Freddy's Nightmares, which wasn't as great a show as you would think. Basically Freddy hosted a bunch of short stories but he was never in them. I guess like a Twilight Zone with Freddy as your guide. Freddy was so hot at the time they just wanted to put his face on anything. Even this.

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Satan School: Lesson 1

I am taking a class on Iconography in the Christian Church in my God School. For those of you who do not know what Iconography is, it is bascially using symbols or icons to represent things that we cannot see or associating symbols with people in art. For my 10 page research paper I have chosen the subject of Satan and demons in ancient and modern pop culture. Yesterday I went to the library and checked all kinds of books on His Evilness (they have already left a sulfur burn on my desk), and over the course of the next couple of months i will be posting some little known facts about demons, devils, and the like.

Lesson 1: Gruss vom Krampus.

In nineteenth century Germany legend has it that children who were good would receive gifts and treats on Saint Nikolaus Day, a holiday in December. They would put out a boot the night before and if there were pure of heart St. Nikolaus would put goodies in it but if they were bad he would put switches in their boots for their parents to beat them with. Germany is a tough country. Kids that were really bad would be paid a visit by the Krampus. The Krampus is St. Nikolaus's dark hairy servant and has pointed ears, horns, and a long slithering tongue. He would spank kids, beat others, and the really bad ones would be shackled, locked in a basket, and thrown into the fires of Hell.

Imagine if Santa Claus had an evil servant who beat children. Damn.

So the next time you are tucking your kids in on Christmas Eve, or any night for that matter, make sure to tell them that they better cut the shit or the Krampus will get them.

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More Spooky Fun...Starring Type O Negative

Spooky scary Halloween is on the horizon. And, hey, how about Type O Negative? They were pretty scary, right? All trying to be a vampire and shit. Here's the video for "Black No. 1". Make sure to watch in the dark. On a side note, my friend Ted used to have a hearse and I remember all of us driving around one night blasting this song. It was great because that hearse had a killer sound system. Must have been meant to be.

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Hey Kanye West, I've Got A Few Questions

So the new Kanye West single "Love Lockdown": All I can say about it is...Really? This is supposed to make me want to buy your new album? Okay, first off, I wanna hear you rap, not use that fucking T-Pain gimmick. Second, you're singing, really? Kanye, you can rap. Like, really well. Just thought you should know that. Third, could this song be any more repetitive? Good God. And finally, Daft Punk called, they want their B side back. Okay, I could probably go on and on but I'll stop. Hopefully the rest of this album kicks ass because so far I want a refund...and I haven't even paid! Of course I'm sure plenty of people think this is the greatest thing ever because it's Kanye and it'll sell like crazy, further proviing that I don't know what I'm talking about. But it's crap. Cmon! check it out here cause the damn embedding has been diconnected by request bitches.
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Yeah, It's Monday

Okay so the weekend is over, my Seattle Seahawks are pathetic, so I'm a little down at the moment. If you feel the same way, why not join me in a little Pantera. C'mon, you remember Pantera. It hasn't been that long, has it. Check out "I'm Broken" from their 3rd album Far Beyond Driven. Hope it helps.

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do lemmings like cliffs?

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Garfield Halloween Special: Does It Get Any Better?

Cmon, this fucking thing is on every year and it still rules all. It's probably way too long to watch, but if you've got the time, it's well worth it. Sad to know the voice of Garfield passed away. if anyone should have lived forever in immortality it's him. Anyways, check out part one here, part 2, and part 3
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They aren't bad movies just misunderstood...

Keeping it on the Halloween tip does any one remember Creature Features? They showed bad horror and sci-fi movies back in the early 80's. Keeping that tradition alive on Saturday nights is Mr. Lobo with his Cinema Insomnia. Its a throwback to the old Elvira or Up all Night. The movies are usually awful and Mr. Lobo's comedy isn't the best but its fun dumb fun. I ain't recommending it but just happy to see locally produced bad television.
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The Greatest Music Video Ever Made???

So the band is called Blind Myself. They're Hungarian. Nuff said. This video rules all.

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Oh No! A Zombie!!!

We continue to scare you all month here at Couldn't Care Less. How many of you are scared of zombies? I know I am. Hate those things. You've seen Night of The Living Dead, 28 Days Later, right? But I bet you aint never seen a Zombie like this. It's okay to be afraid.

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Everyone, This is Gojira

Who says nothing good ever came out of France? No, I didn't. Anyways it's not true. And the reason is Gojira. How heavy is the new album The Way Of All Flesh? The answer is...pretty fucking heavy. Also they groove like crazy and when you're not expecting it...blast beats up the ass. They're real earthy too, but don't hold that against 'em. I'm sure this album is going to be on a lot of people's Best Of lists at the end of the year. Check out their new video for the song "Vacuity".


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More Spooky Halloween Fun!

Can't get enough of this lame Halloween stuff so here's more. Once upon a time there was a thrash band called Laaz Rockit (I know you think I mispelled that but I didn't). They did a song for the third installment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series. The song was appropriately titles Leatherface, after the killer in the movie. Nothing too scary about the video, except the crappy scenes from the film. Song kinda rocks though. I like the chainsaw intro, done way before Jackyl. I also like the cool as fuck old school Headbanger's Ball logo in the intro. Enjoy.
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jumbo sirloin medium...cartoon deaths...#7

Here is another installment of the worst top ten sweeping the nation today. Was, is, a dumb idea but going to fallow through with it no matter what. )Might not be able to find 10 so might repeat a couple but doubt anyone will notice.)Underground by two sheds playing nothing beats music out of Sacto. Its the death of ben (think thats what his name is?) its from the cartoon Robotech aka Macross. Another Japanese cartoon dubbed for American consumption that was a bit more dramatic than the smurfs or the littles. Same old storyline aliens vs humans but this time somebody doesn't make it back for dinner. (Its a long clip really not worth watching)

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favorite cartoon death...#8?

Saw that new batman movie, pretty dark. That Joker is one crazy nut but in a good way. At least Batgirl wasn't in it because she has got the short end of the stick in cartoons and in comics. In the comics the joker shot her (pictured above) and she became a paraplegic and now rolls in a wheel chair and is called Oracle. In a episode of the cartoons she dies but thankfully its a dream sequence.
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Are You Ready For Freddy?

With Halloween approaching, I'm going to do my best to scare you. And what's scarier than Freddy Krueger of Nightmare On Elm Street? How about Freddy Krueger RAPPING. Oh and he's not alone, he's riding with that Fat Boys, bitch. Watch...if you dare. Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha!!

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What up Ted

Hey yo....want to send a big what ups to Ted. Saw this pic and thought of you. (Its from Garage Magazine felt bad for stealing it without express written consent from Fay Vincent.)

Aphex twin and a
LIncoln HaiKu for you this
is dumb Harry Crumb?

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In The 5th, You're Ass Goes Down

So last week I watched the Kimbo Slice fight against that guy that's not Ken Shamrock and I'll be honest: It looked a little fishy. Now I'll admit I don't watch a lot of MMA. But still I smelled a rat. It just seemed a little strange that's all. I have no examples to back it up, just a gut feeling. Apparently, I'm not the only one. It seems the Florida Dept. of Business and Professional Regulation is looking into the fight to make sure things were on the up and up. We'll see where this goes. Here's the video, judge for yourself. It's kind of like that thing they used to do on Monday Night Football: You Make The Call. I used to love that. Anyways, yeah.


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Funny Stuff

Ok, so this is just one of those things that makes you wonder why it makes you laugh. We were watching SNL this past week and I keep coming back to this stupid skit. It's so fucking funny but I don't know why. Enjoy

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When Rock Stars Get Attacked!!!!

So, after my Tupac footage I figured I'd stay in the same theme. Here's a couple of rock stars getting their asses handed to them First up is Glenn Danzig. I actually like a little bit of Danzig's stuff. His first 3 albums were pretty solid. However, he's not looking too solid here. I seen Danzig up close at a comic convention one time and I couldn't believe how short he was. Dude is pretty jacked up though. Anyways, here's the clip.
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And of course, I couldn't leave out the late great Kurt Cobain. Here he is at a show stage diving, pissing off the security guy. But wait till you see who has the last laugh. Cmon, Kurt had it coming. I mean for marrying Courtney Love the guy should have hit him a few more times. I loved this band though. Really I did.
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Great Moments In Tupac History

It seems like yesterday when Slider and I were driving around when we learned of the death of rapper Tupac Shakur. Actually it was like 12 years ago. Damn, I'm getting old. Anyways, as great as his records were, his antics may have been even better. Here's a couple of Tupac's finest moments.

This was a fight that occured a few hours before he was shot on the Las Vegas strip. It happened at the Mandalay Bay casino. Oh, yeah, this incident may have cost him his life. But I guess we'll never know that for sure. Cool footage though.
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This footage was of Tupac leaving one of many courtrooms. Just incredible.
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And finally, Tupac takes us all to school and shows us how to roll a blunt. My favorite thing about this video is that he's wearing an old school Shaq jersey. Oh and man, sometimes I miss smoking weed.
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It's Trivium, Bitches!

So, for those of you who were disappointed by the new Metallica album and want that old school feel again, why not try the new Trivium album Shogun? Really, this shit is solid all the way through. Here's a little sample, just an example called "Down From The Sky". If you like this (and you SHOULD) I advise you to check out the album. Enjoy.

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More Wrestling In The Mainstream?

Well, to add something to Shade's post about the Mickey Rourke movie coming out in December, It looks as though HBO is creating a show about a family running a wrestling promotion in the 1970's. It's going to be called Everybody Hurts and will be produced by Norman Lear (pictured), who produced The Jefferson's, All In The Family and a bunch of other shit.. No word on if they plan on using that depressing R.E.M. song for the intro. Slider and I have talked for a few years about how great it would be if there was a wrestling show set in an old school environment. And here we are. In the 70's kayfabe was still around and I'm sure that will be talked about. I have high hopes about it mainly because it's on HBO and those shows are usually of great quality (I'm not a fan of Entourage, but whatever). I also wonder if they will mention old wrestlers names, or if they'll just make everything up. I don't think it matters too much however.I haven't heard when exactly this will air, but I'm sure we'll have it for you way after some other site will.

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Mickey Rourke is THE RAM

I am not sure if this has already been brought up here but just in case it hasn't, there is a new movie that is getting its U.S. premiere this week called "The Wrestler" and it stars Mickey Rourke of Sin City fame and as Randy "The Ram" Robinson. (So Cool!) The film follows the life of Rouke's character who is a washed up wrestler whose 80's heyday has long since past, and he is spending his time working at a grocery store and picking up random wrestling gigs at high school auditoriums. All the while he is trying to reconnect with his daughter, Evan Rachel Wood, and a local stripper, Marisa Tomei. (So Hot!)

Before you go getting all excited, you should know that the movie is only playing in New York at the film festival there and is not set to be released until December 19th. However, there are some reviews hitting the net and they all seem very favorable to ole Mr. Rourke. Here is one from Salon.com. This could be the comeback role he has been looking for.

For you film fans, the movie was directed by Darren Aronofsky who is responsible for the very awesomely disturbing & depressing "Requiem for a Dream" and also "Pi". He also directed "The Fountain" but let's try to forget that.

If you are like me and are thinking that this is a contender for movie of the year, then CLICK HERE and you will be taken to the official website. There is not much there bu you can enter your email for future updates.

-Peace and Bodyslams.

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Who's Afraid Of The White Witch?

Well Halloween is coming and since it was suggested to me by Slider, I thought I would talk about the White Witch of Niles Canyon. In Fremont, Ca there's a little town called Niles. Not much there but a few crappy bars and some antique shops. Anyways, there's a windy canyon that takes you to a freeway. It's creepy in the daytime, and 5 times as creepy at night. Ever since I was a kid my parents have told me stories of the White Witch. I've never actually seen her though. There's a bunch of different stories about her. Some say she was a student who died on her prom night. Others say she was a newlywed who dies on her wedding night. Well, apparently some people saw her. Don't know if I believe that one, but hey I love a good ghost story. There's also a film about the White Witch in the works. I've heard about this for a few years now. I'm hoping this thing actually comes to fruition cause it could be great. So if you get the chance one night to drive the canyon, keep an eye out for a lady in white. And besides, it's much scarier than this.
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Favorite cartoon deaths....#9

The cartoon was a Japanese anime from the 70's called Starblazers. It was dubbed for American kids in the 80's and I just ate it up because the whole show was set around the sunken WW2 Battle Ship the Yamato raised and turned into a space ship to defend the earth from aliens.(Usual fare aliens, ghost ship bad dubbing) I guess some of the cartoons in japan were made for adults like the Flintstones or Simpson's, because in the opening episode you have a major characters death.
The first episode the crusty commander is getting his fleet destroyed by the aliens. There are only two battle ships left. The action is the same in the Japanese and American version but the dialogue is different. In the Japanese one the crusty captain orders wildstar to retreat and wildstar calls him a coward. Pretty harsh, while in the translated American version wildstar is sacrficing his life for the many. Either way wildstar doesn't die it just looks like it. Find out 20 episodes later he crash lands on some planet, knocks up the alien queen and the rest i forget.
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Who Is That Guy?

The Bobby Heenan Show-Jameson
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Although it only lasted a few episodes, The Bobby Heenan Show was comedy gold. It aired at the end of Prime Time Wrestling on Monday nights. This is the first of 4 episodes. I'm sure after watching it you'll wonder why it only lasted 4 episodes. But probably not. Anyways, the guy playing the great Jamison is a comedian named Andy Kindler. Most people would know him from a re-accuring role on Everybody Loves Raymond. I never watched the show but I'm sure I would have went nuts knowing that guy actually got work again. Enjoy this because it really is funny. I wouldn't just throw something up here for the hell of it. I've always hoped that one day WWE would release all 4 episodes onto one DVD just for obsessive fans like myself. Until then, this will have to do.

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Okay, So This One Is Just For Hanging Slider (But You May Enjoy It Too)

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Old School TV Ramblings

I was thinking about crappy TV shows from back in the day recently and there's a couple that made me laugh. So there was a show called Check It Out about working in a grocery store. I barely remember it. I was hoping to find a clip on YouTube but apparently that's the one clip they DON'T have. All I found was this.Anyways I remember it came on after It's A Living, which was a terrible show about waitresses, with one of the worst theme songs I have ever heard. Personally, I thought Alice was a better show about waitresses, but what do I know?
So, by now I'm sure you're asking what's my fucking point, right? Well, there is no point. I'm just shoo shooing. So, anyways, HBO had a weird show when I was a kid called Brothers. One of the Brothers was gay and one was like a lumberjack type guy or something. Also it had alot of sex talk which my young mind didn't fully understand. Of course my parents let me watch it anyways. Now this was way before HBO hit it big with really great TV shows like Six Feet Under and Sopranos. (Again, no clip of this show available either, which makes me feel like I've lost my mind)This was back when they showed a whole lot of Super Dave. And there's nothing wrong with that because Super Dave fucking ruled
So, again there's no point to any of this. However, I'd love to hear about the most random shows that you remember. The more obscure, the better. I'll be waiting. I've got nothing else to do.
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Educational Video Of The Week - Step Down by Sick Of It All

So, you think you can dance? Yeah? But can you slam dance? And do you even know all the different dances? Why not let Sick Of It All teach you the ways. And then next time you're out at a Hatebreed show you can show all your friends how fucking cool you are. By the way, The Gorilla is my favorite.
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Fuck Yes!

Vikings fighting to the sound of heavy as fuck Metal? Yeah, sign be up, bitches. Check out the new video by Amon Amarth called Twilight of The Thunder God from the new album of the same name.
And tell 'em Couldn't Care Less sent ya'.

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The Late, Great Mitch Hedberg

So I was reading Rolling Stone and in the back where they have the charts, there and it said that the new CD from Mitch Hedberg (Do You Believe In Gosh?)sold over 40,000 copies in two weeks. These days I guess that's like going gold. Anyways, Mitch Hedberg passed away in 2005 so the fact that there's unreleased material is pretty cool. If you've never heard of Hedberg before, his comedy was pretty stupid, but really fucking funny. That's not the best way to describe it I guess, but it's a compliment, believe me. I was a big fan. Here's a little sample of his work from the Letterman show. Enjoy.
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Rumble Seat...

Had a long preamble but will save that for another time. Welcome to rumble seat. Dumb name i know will work on that.Now i don't know much about cars i just know what i like and want to spotlight some cars that get lost in the shuffle. Have never been into cars from the 30's always thought they were a lil to fuddy american graffiti but some recent custom 1930s fords have turned my thinking around. The 1st pic of the rusted green patina 1937 ford 3 window is a fake. The rust is fake the stickers are of made up speed shops and the body is fiberglass. Its a hoot. The look of a beater with all the modern stuff and i like that color green. The next is a 36 ford convertible nicknamed the Time Bomb. What makes this car great is thats its a true gangster car. Its low its mean but classy. Its what Al Capone would run rum in. The last car is another Ford of the 36 variety. Now going to use one of thumb down's colloquialism but i am "dick ridin" on this car. Its Kirk Hammett's 36 ford by Salinas boys cole foster. I have seen it time and again in all different kinds of car magazines so i guess i have to love it to. Its a nice smooth sinister looking machine and its owned by a rock star. They built in a hidden amp and the trunk holds a guitar for plug and play. There are a bunch of links to websites (even some of the pics are clickable i think) with better descriptions than i could ever do justice for all to speaking of, i read a interesting article about how music is made now especially the new metallica record..but i couldnt care less...its the tag line get used to it...
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favorite cartoon deaths..#10

Ok so was going to do a top ten of cartoon deaths in no paticular order but could only come up with four. So if you have a favorite send it over and I will throw it up. To start the top ten in no patecuilar order is Bambi's Mom. BlACKA!!!BLACKA!!!WATCH FOR THE RICOCHET!!!!!
Haven't seen that in a long time. Damn its actually really sad. Got to cheer myself up now. Listen to "Dear Mamma" naw going with Up to me gots The greatest rapper alive on the hook Turk.But i couldnt care less...
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Things Don't Look Good: I'm Missing Genghis Tron Tonight

So, because of severe lack of funds (and also because i'm pretty hungover after a kick ass BBQ in the park) it looks like we'll be missing a few shows tonight. The first show is Opeth with Baroness and High on Fire at the Grand Ballroom. I'm sure that show is going to fucking rule all. Then as if that weren't good enough, Genghis Tron are playing at our favorite club in the Bay Area, The Bottom of The Hill. See what a shitty economy does to a man? You suck Wallstreet. I guess I'll have to be content with watching the Saints-Vikings game and also a little MLB Playoffs (Cmon Angels!). Maybe it won't be all bad. In the meantime, here's a little Genghis Tron clip to leet us all know what we're missing tonight.

Things Don't Look Good


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Cakesters are from the devil.

They make them in Oreo, chocolate Oreo and nilla flavors. Cakesters do not taste that good either. But they are filling. Like little sweet balls of fat. One cakester has 15 to 18 grams of fat. That's just on little cake and there are 3 of them in a package. A Micky D's cheeseburger has 12 grams and medium fries has 20 grams. My point? The Devil makes really high fat bad tasting cakes, but I still like them.
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Thats Hot....

Halloween month is here again. Was flipping through the Sunday circulars and ran across my new favorite costume. A Nightmare on Elm Street Ms Krueger Costume. "This is an officially licensed sexy version of the Freddy Krueger sweatshirt" the ad says. Glad its officially licensed wouldn't want to piss off Freddy. I especially like the razor rips on the sweater. Wasn't Freddy's face all messed up from acne or crack pipe fire? What no make up included? So could a sexy Ms. Voorhees be around the corner?Oops their is one and its awful. The hockey mask in turned into a handbag how quaint.Here's Jason being interviewed. Its funny not cuz of jason but cuz of the interviewer.
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A Cub Fan And A Bud Man

So in keeping with the baseball theme today, I figured I'd take a minute to talk about those loveable losers, The Chicago Cubs. They're down 2-0 to the hated L.A. Dodgers right now and things aren't looking good. I basically grew up a Cubs fan because for some ungodly reason we got Chicago's WGN channel with our cable. I always found that odd, but loved it nonetheless. I wasted many an early afternoon watching crappy Cubs games from Wrigley Field. What made those games so fucking great though were that they were called by Harry Carry. He was the best, I don't care what anyone says. I don't think it was a coincidence that he always sounded plastered either. I always looked forward to the 7th inning stretch when he would sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame. I've always wanted to go to Wrigley Field and take in a day game. Hopefully one day that will happen. In the meantime check out some classic Harry Carry moments. Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Holy Cow!

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Retractions....

The Milwaukee Brewers made the playoffs. I was wrong. Miracles do happen. So to the millions in attendance and the billions watching on closed circuit T.V. I was wrong. Congrats Brewers! Now go get swept by the Phillies.
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Wouldn't It Be Funny If The Guy From Korn Covered A Lil Wayne Song?

So as noted before, we here at Couldn't Care Less are big fans of Lil Wayne. So I found it funny to see that Korn frontman Jonathan Davis had recorded a cover of Wayne's hit Got Money. It's funny, I guess. It doesn't seem like Korn has been relevant for a long time now, but maybe that's just me. So why not have fun and cover a Weezy song, right? I'm not gonna hate on it like some would. Let's just enjoy it. Why does everything have to be so negative.
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Are Far Getting Back Together?

So Far, one of my favorite bands back in the day before they broke up and then broke my heart, have a new website coming soon. It's got a little video teaser on it. The question is, why? I'm hoping the answer is that they're reforming, but I'm not going to hold my breath yet. If you've never heard Far, well, you should. They only made 2 records (Tin Cans With Strings To You and Water and Solutions)but they're both tremendous and well worth your time. I really hope we get some new music though. In the meantime, check out a live version of "The System" and hope and prey that there's more coming soon.
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